Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 24
  1. #1
    Banned
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    29,309

    Default How many Brock Lesnars does it take to put down 1 Silverback Gorilla?

    Prime Brock Lesnars vs Prime Silverback Alpha Gorilla.

    Both the Lesnars and the Gorilla are fighting to the death in the name of winning Sable's heart. The Lesnars and the Gorilla are both going all out bloodlust mode.



    VS




    How many Lesnars will it take to put Silverback down?

  2. #2
    Big Booty Hoes!! NumberSix's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    The Internets
    Posts
    27,096

    Default Re: How many Brock Lesnars does it take to put down 1 Silverback Gorilla?

    Exactly 1.[COLOR="White"].... With a gun. [/COLOR]

  3. #3
    NBA Legend and Hall of Famer warriorfan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Posts
    33,431

    Default Re: How many Brock Lesnars does it take to put down 1 Silverback Gorilla?

    why would you get a black dick tattooed on your chest?

  4. #4
    Banned
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    29,309

    Default Re: How many Brock Lesnars does it take to put down 1 Silverback Gorilla?

    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan
    why would you get a black dick tattooed on your chest?
    some men just want to watch the world burn.

  5. #5
    Banned
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Posts
    5,418

    Default Re: How many Brock Lesnars does it take to put down 1 Silverback Gorilla?

    Availabe data estimates and measures an Eastern male alpha Silverback Gorilla's strength to be that of 7-11 men.

    Logical answer: It would take 6-8 Brock Lesnar's to put down the Silverback Gorilla.

    Fun fact: A Silverback Gorilla has been known to bend thick steel bars and shatter 5 layers of bulletproof zoo standard glass. Also known to bring down tall trees with one arm. Scientists estimate they can press overhead 4000 pounds.

  6. #6
    Banned
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    29,309

    Default Re: How many Brock Lesnars does it take to put down 1 Silverback Gorilla?

    Quote Originally Posted by GIF REACTION
    Availabe data estimates and measures an Eastern male alpha Silverback Gorilla's strength to be that of 7-11 men.

    Logical answer: It would take 6-8 Brock Lesnar's to put down the Silverback Gorilla.

    Fun fact: A Silverback Gorilla has been known to bend thick steel bars and shatter 5 layers of bulletproof zoo standard glass. Also known to bring down tall trees with one arm. Scientists estimate they can press overhead 4000 pounds.
    But can they escape from a Lesnar kimura?

  7. #7
    Banned
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Posts
    5,418

    Default Re: How many Brock Lesnars does it take to put down 1 Silverback Gorilla?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nick Young
    But can they escape from a Lesnar kimura?
    Logical answer: Definitely. Gorilla's have an extremely girthy body. It's joints and neck would resist any human applied submission easily. Not to mention a Gorilla has a HUGE 7 foot average wingspan (5-10 in height). Also opposable thumbs which could be used to devastating effect.

  8. #8
    5-time NBA All-Star
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Connecticut
    Posts
    11,671

    Default Re: How many Brock Lesnars does it take to put down 1 Silverback Gorilla?

    Six is all you need.

    I can't imagine any beast, no matter how resilient their armor, taking multiple, strikes in a short duration of time on the spinal area, back of the knees, head, and side ribcage from Lesnar if one Brock sacrifices itself as the gorillas distraction

  9. #9
    infamous souvlaki SugarHill's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2014
    Location
    crapturds
    Posts
    11,064

    Default Re: How many Brock Lesnars does it take to put down 1 Silverback Gorilla?

    Quote Originally Posted by JEFFERSON MONEY
    Six is all you need.

    I can't imagine any beast, no matter how resilient their armor, taking multiple, strikes in a short duration of time on the spinal area, back of the knees, head, and side ribcage from Lesnar if one Brock sacrifices itself as the gorillas distraction
    wait, 6 brocks can take on a hippo, elephant, rhino, polar bear? you're adamant about this?

  10. #10
    Banned
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Posts
    5,418

    Default Re: How many Brock Lesnars does it take to put down 1 Silverback Gorilla?

    Quote Originally Posted by JEFFERSON MONEY
    Six is all you need.

    I can't imagine any beast, no matter how resilient their armor, taking multiple, strikes in a short duration of time on the spinal area, back of the knees, head, and side ribcage from Lesnar if one Brock sacrifices itself as the gorillas distraction
    https://youtu.be/YZUsj8Q68q4?t=1m11s

    You'd need atleast 7 Brocks to handle that thing.

  11. #11
    5-time NBA All-Star
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Connecticut
    Posts
    11,671

    Default Re: How many Brock Lesnars does it take to put down 1 Silverback Gorilla?

    Quote Originally Posted by SugarHill
    wait, 6 brocks can take on a hippo, elephant, rhino, polar bear? you're adamant about this?
    Sorry meant ape

  12. #12
    Banned
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Posts
    5,418

    Default Re: How many Brock Lesnars does it take to put down 1 Silverback Gorilla?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo8279TEa-w

    Look how powerful and technical a Gorilla double front kick is.

  13. #13
    Banned
    Join Date
    Mar 2015
    Posts
    5,418

    Default Re: How many Brock Lesnars does it take to put down 1 Silverback Gorilla?

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWlcz47cC2I

    Holy shit

    Look at the power

    ****ing powerful

    That would knock brock out instantly

  14. #14
    NBA Legend and Hall of Famer warriorfan's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Posts
    33,431

    Default Re: How many Brock Lesnars does it take to put down 1 Silverback Gorilla?

    If you think it takes 6 to 8 to take the gorilla you might wanna add at least one or two more because the first to go in are going to get instantly killed or incapacitated.

  15. #15
    3-time NBA All-Star oarabbus's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2013
    Location
    Bay Area
    Posts
    9,788

    Default Re: How many Brock Lesnars does it take to put down 1 Silverback Gorilla?

    Quote Originally Posted by warriorfan
    If you think it takes 6 to 8 to take the gorilla you might wanna add at least one or two more because the first to go in are going to get instantly killed or incapacitated.

    Yeah this... they would have to all attack at once and at least a couple will be killed undoubtedly.

    I mean when someone talks shit saying they'll "tear someone limb from limb"... that's literally what would happen to multiple Lesnars.

    If the gorilla was smart enough to do a spinning clothesline then 8 lesnars might get fu.cked.
    Last edited by oarabbus; 08-02-2015 at 07:56 PM.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •