Greatest One-dimensional Players of All-time?

[AK47DR91]

Congrats Deke! You are the greatest one dimensional player of all-time

--------------------------Nominees
John Amaechi - Homosexual
Tony Allen - Perimeter defender
Ron Artest - Perimeter defender
Carmelo Anthony - Perimeter/midrange Offensive player
Shane Battier - Perimeter defender
Mugsy Bogues - Short
Andrew Bogut - Low post defender/rebounder
Manute Bol - Tall
Bruce Bowen - Perimeter defender
Earl Boykins - Short
Carlos Boozer - Low post offensive player
Shawn Bradley - Tall
Vince Carter - Dunker
Vlade Divac - Flopper
Kevin Durant - Perimeter/midrange Offensive player
Mark Eaton - Low post defender/rebounder
Blake Griffin - Dunker
A.C. Green - 39 years of Celibacy
Robert Horry - Clutch offensive performer
Mark Jackson - Passer
Al Jefferson - Low post offensive player
Steve Kerr - Clutch offensive performer
Jeremy Lin - Paint dasher and slasher
Rashard Lewis - Perimeter/midrange Offensive player
Reggie Miller - Perimeter/Midrange Offensive player
Dikembe Mutombo - Low post defender/rebounder
Jaokim Noah - Low post defender/rebounder
Eduardo Najera - Mexican
Dirk Nowitzki - Perimeter/Midrange Offensive player
Charles Oakley - Low post defender/rebounder
Chris Mullin - Perimeter/Midrange Offensive player
Tony Parker - Paint dasher and slasher
Dennis Rodman - Low post defender/rebounder
Bill Russsell - Low post defender/rebounderJohn Starks - Perimeter DefenderJohn Stockton - Passer
Ben Wallace - Low post defender/rebounder
Greg Oden - Injured
Harold Minor - Dunker
Dell Curry - 3pt shooter (I think that's all he did)
Adam Morrison - Misc
Reggie Evans - Flopper
Tracy McGrady - Playoff Choker
Yao Ming - Injury-prone
Brandon Jennnings - One Game Wonder
Eddy Curry - Fat
Scalabrine - Token White Guy
James Jones - 3-point shooter
Poppeye Jones - Ugly
DJ Mbenga - Ugly
Sam Cassel - Alien
Kendrick Perkins - Sad
Yi Jianlian - Smile
Derek Fisher (3 point shooter)
10 - Shannon Brown (dunker)
5 - Mbah a Moute (perimiter defender)
6 - Ibaka (shot blocker)
7 - Kurt Rambis (hustle plays)
Ray Allen - Perimeter scorer
Pistol Pete Maravich - Fan favorite and stat-padder
Xavier Mcdaniel - Fighter
Donyell Marshall - 3point shooter
Speedy Claxton - Fast and speedy
Bill Cartwright - Post defender / Hurt other player
Nate Robinson - Dunk
Dominique Wilkens - Greatest Atlanta Hawks Player Ever
Kenny Smith - Better Retirement Career than Playing Career
Peja Stojevich - 3-point shooter
Chris Paul - Flopper
Kevin Garnett - Fake tough guy and looks like a Somali pirate
Paul Pierce - Wheelchair MVP
Javale McGee - Dumb Ass
Marcus Camby - Rebounder
Andrea Bargnani - Offensive player
Kobe Bryant - Shotjocker
Adam Morrison - World Champion Benchwarmer
Chuck Hayes - Post defender
Jason Kidd - Wifebeater
Amare Stoudemire - Extinguisher-beater


Feel free to add more names that I missed

After we get 100 nominees, we will rank each one-dimensional player. It's safe to say that Bill Russell has the #1 spot in lock but the rest will be very interesting

Post #2 will be the list of the greatest all-time one-dimensional players.

[AK47DR91]

Based on Random.com list randomizer

1. Dikembe Mutombo - Low post defender/rebounder
2. Yi Jianlian - Smile
3. Greg Oden - Injured
4. DJ Mbenga - Ugly
5. Andrea Bargnani - Offensive player
6. Mugsy Bogues - Short
7. Jeremy Lin - Paint dasher and slasher
8. Dominique Wilkens - Greatest Atlanta Hawks Player Ever
9. Mark Jackson - Passer
10. Jaokim Noah - Low post defender/rebounder
11. Robert Horry - Clutch offensive performer
12. John Amaechi - Homosexual
13. Carmelo Anthony - Perimeter/midrange Offensive player
14. Adam Morrison - World Champion Benchwarmer
15. Marcus Camby - Rebounder
16. Reggie Miller - Perimeter/Midrange Offensive player
17. Al Jefferson - Low post offensive player
18. Chuck Hayes - Post defender
19. Bill Russsell - Low post defender/rebounder
20. John Starks - Perimeter Defender
21. John Stockton - Passer
22. Carlos Boozer - Low post offensive player
23. Andrew Bogut - Low post defender/rebounder
24. Peja Stojevich - 3-point shooter
25. James Jones - 3-point shooter
26. Yao Ming - Injury-prone
27. Sam Cassel - Alien
28. Pistol Pete Maravich - Fan favorite and stat-padder
29. Javale McGee - Dumb Ass
30. Mark Eaton - Low post defender/rebounder
31. Tony Parker - Paint dasher and slasher
32. Blake Griffin - Dunker
33. Bruce Bowen - Perimeter defender
34. Vlade Divac - Flopper
35. Kenny Smith - Better Retirement Career than Playing Career
36. Dennis Rodman - Low post defender/rebounder
37. Xavier Mcdaniel - Fighter
38. Shawn Bradley - Tall
39. Eduardo Najera - Mexican
40. Donyell Marshall - 3point shooter
41. Reggie Evans - Flopper
42. Shane Battier - Perimeter defender
43. Brandon Jennnings - One Game Wonder
44. Eddy Curry - Fat
45. Paul Pierce - Wheelchair MVP
46. Scalabrine - Token White Guy
47. Kevin Garnett - Fake tough guy and looks like a Somali pirate
48. Nate Robinson - Dunk
49. Adam Morrison - Misc
50. Amare Stoudemire - Extinguisher-beater
51. Poppeye Jones - Ugly
52. Kendrick Perkins - Sad
53. Vince Carter - Dunker
54.Kevin Durant - Perimeter/midrange Offensive player
55. Bill Cartwright - Post defender / Hurt other player
56. Charles Oakley - Low post defender/rebounder
57. Derek Fisher (3 point shooter)
58. Jason Kidd - Wifebeater
59. Ben Wallace - Low post defender/rebounder
60. Kurt Rambis (hustle plays)
61. Tracy McGrady - Playoff Choker
62. Harold Minor - Dunker
63. A.C. Green - 39 years of Celibacy
64. Mbah a Moute (perimiter defender)
65. Kobe Bryant - Shotjocker
66. Steve Kerr - Clutch offensive performer
67. Ibaka (shot blocker)
68. Rashard Lewis - Perimeter/midrange Offensive player
69. Earl Boykins - Short
70. Ray Allen - Perimeter scorer
71. Dell Curry - 3pt shooter (I think that's all he did)
72. Shannon Brown (dunker)
73. Manute Bol - Tall
74. Tony Allen - Perimeter defender
75. Speedy Claxton - Fast and speedy
76. Dirk Nowitzki - Perimeter/Midrange Offensive player
77. Chris Mullin - Perimeter/Midrange Offensive player
78. Ron Artest - Perimeter defender
79. Chris Paul - Flopper

[Punpun]

WADE. Only elite SG who can't shoot.

[Mr Exlax]

I think this will be rather awesome my man!

[AK47DR91]

WADE. Only elite SG who can't shoot.

Should I put him under "dasher/slasher"?

[Mr Know It All]

If you think Vince Carter was just a dunker in his prime you never watched him play. Absurd.


Rest of the list is pretty stupid as well. And why the colors? Trying to give me a headache?

[Mr Exlax]

Should I put him under "dasher/slasher"?

He used to be a playmaker. Remember he used to run the offense before Lebron got there. He used to be an elite defender as well.

[Mr Exlax]

I've seen a couple so far that I don't agree with, but I honestly don't care. This is gonna be hilarious!

[AK47DR91]

He used to be a playmaker. Remember he used to run the offense before Lebron got there. He used to be an elite defender as well.

Yeah, I thought he was pretty good all-around player.

I'll cross him off the list.

[Mr Exlax]

I'm torn between "Tall" and "Mexican"

I'm rolling over here!

[AK47DR91]

I only have 35 nominees.

WE NEED 65 MORE!!!

[Punpun]

Yeah, I thought he was pretty good all-around player.

Dude, that's okay. Pretty much everyone is an all-around player. But he is an abnormal slasher. He is more than elite at that. And yet, he is shit at shooting. While being a SG. Put him somewhere.

[AK47DR91]

John Amaechi - Homosexual

will be a new nominee

36...64 more

[Mr Exlax]

Rashard Lewis - 3pt shooter

[AK47DR91]

Rashard Lewis - 3pt shooter

Added as a perimeter/midrange offensive player