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Old 11-21-2014, 02:27 PM   #1
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Default Is it possible to have Ebola, Cancer, Aids and Downs Syndrome at the same time

..and survive to live till 60+ years old?
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Old 11-21-2014, 02:29 PM   #2
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Old 11-21-2014, 02:30 PM   #3
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OP is living proof in the making.

16 years down, 44 to go! Keep up the good work sweggeh
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..and survive to live till 60+ years old?

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Old 11-21-2014, 09:46 PM   #6
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AIDS supersedes them all. If you lick the toilet seat of a man, woman or cat that has the AIDS there's a 93.4% probability you will catch it. Be careful. I recommend putting a rubber on your tongue before just going around and licking any random toilet seat. Even in your own home you can't be entirely safe. Someone who lives next door might have it, and if they flush their- toilet as you're licking yours it's possible (only a remote chance, but still possible) their flushed H20 could swish up and into your toilet bowl someway somehow. Hey, you never know.
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No. You'll be dead within days if you had a combination of AIDS with cancer or ebola.
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Old 11-21-2014, 10:22 PM   #8
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AIDS supersedes them all. If you lick the toilet seat of a man, woman or cat that has the AIDS there's a 93.4% probability you will catch it. Be careful. I recommend putting a rubber on your tongue before just going around and licking any random toilet seat. Even in your own home you can't be entirely safe. Someone who lives next door might have it, and if they flush their- toilet as you're licking yours it's possible (only a remote chance, but still possible) their flushed H20 could swish up and into your toilet bowl someway somehow. Hey, you never know.

You don't contract AIDS.
And everything else you said is a myth.
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Old 11-21-2014, 10:35 PM   #9
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AIDS supersedes them all. If you lick the toilet seat of a man, woman or cat that has the AIDS there's a 93.4% probability you will catch it. Be careful. I recommend putting a rubber on your tongue before just going around and licking any random toilet seat. Even in your own home you can't be entirely safe. Someone who lives next door might have it, and if they flush their- toilet as you're licking yours it's possible (only a remote chance, but still possible) their flushed H20 could swish up and into your toilet bowl someway somehow. Hey, you never know.
This is dumber than the OP's question.
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You don't contract AIDS.
And everything else you said is a myth.

Myths my ass, you won’t catch mine on some random toilet seat. And next time you decide to take a dump in your local Taco Bell or KFC, I bet you damn sure won’t be connecting your butt flesh to that commode; guaranteed your bottom will be hovering a concrete 3 inches above that cold plastic rim – and if you accidentally slip and ass falls and connects flesh to rim you can be assured your ass will be at the free clinic as soon as they doors open at 9 AM. You’ll be sweating balls until your results come back. No ass is safe in the midst of an AIDS epidemic. With so many toilet lickers out there, you just never know man, you just never know.

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This is dumber than the OP's question.

Yeah, go ahead, make light of this super serious disease/virus (the AIDS). You wanna play with fire? Go ahead, do it! Put your white ass on that white toilet seat with zero protection, and let's see how fast that white ass will be up in the hospital coughing up blood because a mega i-LL strand put you on your ass. Don't be surprised if you find yourself reading National Geographic or TV Guide while on the commode and you suddenly look forward, eyes get all cross-eyed and you fall over land in the bathroom floor. All like SNAP! That's right, SNAP the AIDS takes over that quick and causes AOF syndrome (Ass on Floor), and by that point, it's too late for you. There's no cure, and even if there was one, only Blue Cross and Blue Shield covers the expenses so either way, you're fucked and probably going to h e double hockey sticks all because you failed to put a Trojan on your tongue when you were over at your girlfriends house all up in her potty room and doing a line of K and licking her toilet seat when only God knows who's had their asses on that thing.
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