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    Default Would you Fakk Snooki?

    Been vacillating hardcore on this one until recently. At first I was like, hmmm, ya know what I just might, then I was like naaahhhhh, then I was like, well maybe a teet fakk, but then I was like, she probably smells like a mixture of puke and Malboro, then I was like, well I could get brains from her and she probably wouldn't need to bend over or get on her knees, but then I was like, uhhh, maybe not, then I was like weeeeeelllllllllllllllllllll maybe?????

    But now, NO FAKKIN WAY, not even with JerrySteakhouse's virgin 4.5 incher.

    Not interested in the slightest, hoe grew on me the wrong way, and pokin that might make other things grow on me.

    [Nancy] just say no [/Reagan]

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    Default Re: Would you Fakk Snooki?

    If by "fakk" you mean kick her in the face then yes.

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    Default Re: Would you Fakk Snooki?

    I would only to punk her, like i'd pee on her when i was done. She is way too full of herself and talks a lot of trash about so many dudes like she's some really hot chick looking down on everyone. I can't stand Snooki.

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    Default Re: Would you Fakk Snooki?

    she's worth an hour or so

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    Default Re: Would you Fakk Snooki?

    Quote Originally Posted by Godzuki
    I would only to punk her, like i'd pee on her when i was done. She is way too full of herself and talks a lot of trash about so many dudes like she's some really hot chick looking down on everyone. I can't stand Snooki.
    I like this cat's style. Hate fakkin goin on up in here yo!

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    Default Re: Would you Fakk Snooki?

    with the way your life is going Ass Dan, you shouldn't have a choice.

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    Default Re: Would you Fakk Snooki?

    Quote Originally Posted by enayes
    she's worth an hour or so
    An hour? She'd have lost like 20-30 pounds if you went at it for an hour.

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    Default Re: Would you Fakk Snooki?

    Quote Originally Posted by Premeditated
    with the way your life is going Ass Dan, you shouldn't have a choice.

    Hey princess, am I still up in your head, so much so that you needed to come in here and spam, you're cute, maybe I'll fakk you instead you skinny little boy.

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    Default Re: Would you Fakk Snooki?

    Quote Originally Posted by enayes
    she's worth an hour or so
    Even after 3 hours of pounding that trash I still doubt I would c*m... ew

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    Default Re: Would you Fakk Snooki?

    not even with your dick

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    Default Re: Would you Fakk Snooki?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ass Dan
    Hey princess, am I still up in your head, so much so that you needed to come in here and spam, you're cute, maybe I'll fakk you instead you skinny little boy.
    I know you're trying to go the homosexual route to downplay the fact that you've never marinated your cack in a puzzy, so people can think your so comfortable, but its not going to work dun dun.

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    Default Re: Would you Fakk Snooki?

    Quote Originally Posted by Godzuki
    I would only to punk her, like i'd pee on her when i was done. She is way too full of herself and talks a lot of trash about so many dudes like she's some really hot chick looking down on everyone. I can't stand Snooki.
    exactly. she doesn't get the clue ether from vinny. my nigg@ vinny is only interested in her when hes drunk, but sober, he'll stay away. she needs to look in the mirror, no respectable man wants to hit that dark midget b!tch. ugly as hell, has an array of STD's, very bitchy, etc.

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    Default Re: Would you Fakk Snooki?

    ehhh I share a lotta the similar thought process with u on this one Azz Dan.

    But when you got into the nitty-gritty of her odor I was really turned off. There's something rather charming about her, and frankly I could see myself getting off to pulling her f*ckin hair and disrupting that abomination of a fad they call the Bob, and violating someone more famous than me'self.

    But at the end of the day. No.

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    Default Re: Would you Fakk Snooki?

    Quote Originally Posted by Godzuki
    I would only to punk her, like i'd pee on her when i was done. She is way too full of herself and talks a lot of trash about so many dudes like she's some really hot chick looking down on everyone. I can't stand Snooki.
    Yeah, she talks about wanting some ridiculously ripped guy, yet she's 4'9 and probably weighs 140. But yeah, I'd have to be completely hammered.

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    Default Re: Would you Fakk Snooki?

    So much BSing in this thread. You'd all mash her.

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