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Old 09-18-2013, 06:51 PM   #1
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i completely fvcked it up with the girl that asked me to homecoming because of some bitch ***** sitting near me at lunch. i was talking about the girl i was taking and stuff and i said some stuff that was probably notsmart (like how i was going to have sex with her or something) but i was with my friends and we were messing around and having a conversation. this dude went and told the girl what i said and since she is one of the like good, sheltered girls she dumped me on the spot. she was like "i didn't know you were like that" and stuff like that and now her friends think im a huge pervert . i'm not even like that though i mean i'm still a fvcking virgin for pete's sake. worst part is i already bought the tickets
sorry if this is unreadable because i typed this pretty fast and i don't feel like re-reading.
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Old 09-18-2013, 06:53 PM   #2
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You gotta fight that snitch now
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:00 PM   #3
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Just cut to the chase and ask your sister out
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:01 PM   #4
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comone men make her apoems and buy a flowers. tell these bitch she dont not havea choose to go to fk** homecoming to you men and fk** her ass men!! and then kick your freind fk** ass for do that shit
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:05 PM   #5
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It's ok brah. I know these type of women and all it takes is some joking and asking for forgiveness. Let her know that you did not mean what you did and you were joking with your friends. Convince her that you were responding to a friend and that you were sarcastic and replying to him. Be honest and truthful. And while you do this, the snitch who told the girl will have his brains smashed in and die a horrible death. You win back the girl and attend the dude's funeral with stone cold Michael Corleone face and win in the end.

Nobody fvcks with Jameer

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Old 09-18-2013, 07:07 PM   #6
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comone men make her apoems and buy a flowers. tell these bitch she dont not havea choose to go to fk** homecoming to you men and fk** her ass men!! and then kick your freind fk** ass for do that shit

Thank you, based Theoo.
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:09 PM   #7
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God damn did the kid at lunch look like this?

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Old 09-18-2013, 07:13 PM   #8
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the EXACT same thing happened to my boy for Prom like 10 years ago

Dude was super late asking someone because he had just broke up with his girl. We finally found a cool chick he could ask, and she said yes. The next day we were talking about "you better dance with her" and someone was like "yea, you better do that"

one of her friends thought we meant it sexually. And 10 minutes later he was date-less again.

Find a friend who has a girl, and get her to hook u up with her friend. And don't fvck it up this time, hotdammit
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:19 PM   #9
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You're on the goddamned path to lonely perverted virginhood mang, I've been telling you this for awhile! Stop jacking it to little girl anime porn and change your goddamn avatar to a picture of a real woman in a bikini like this




stop planning ass grabs two weeks in advance! Just act normal, and most importantly stop jacking it to little girl anime porn!
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:20 PM   #10
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how can you be that muchof a bitch though? i want to fight him so bad
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:21 PM   #11
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You're on the goddamned path to lonely perverted virginhood mang, I've been telling you this for awhile! Stop jacking it to little girl anime porn and change your goddamn avatar to a picture of a real woman in a bikini like this




stop planning ass grabs two weeks in advance! Just act normal, and most importantly stop jacking it to little girl anime porn!
i don't jack it to little girls...
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:21 PM   #12
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The guy told the girl because he wants to date you. Ask him to prom imo.

You're welcome in advance. Can I be your best man at your wedding?
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:21 PM   #13
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how can you be that muchof a bitch though? i want to fight him so bad
Is this guy your friend? Because if he is, you have to be more brutal than normal. Possibly torturing him prior to execution. If he's a friend of that girl, then maybe just a quick shot in the back of the head
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:23 PM   #14
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i completely fvcked it up with the girl that asked me to homecoming because of some bitch ***** sitting near me at lunch. i was talking about the girl i was taking and stuff and i said some stuff that was probably notsmart (like how i was going to have sex with her or something) but i was with my friends and we were messing around and having a conversation. this dude went and told the girl what i said and since she is one of the like good, sheltered girls she dumped me on the spot. she was like "i didn't know you were like that" and stuff like that and now her friends think im a huge pervert . i'm not even like that though i mean i'm still a fvcking virgin for pete's sake. worst part is i already bought the tickets
sorry if this is unreadable because i typed this pretty fast and i don't feel like re-reading.

You are a huge pervert though

Side note: Don't trust your friends. They will always mess stuff up for you.

Just be solo dolo trust me. I got a lot of chicks in high school like this. Your friends will throw salt on you
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Old 09-18-2013, 07:23 PM   #15
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The guy told the girl because he wants to date you. Ask him to prom imo.

You're welcome in advance. Can I be your best man at your wedding?
i'm NOT gay
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