God damnit, Jameer
She did all the work for you, all you had to do was sit there and smile, not say a goddamn thing and you managed to f*ck that up somehow.
We can fix this thing but we have to act ASAP and you have to do exactly what I say. First thing tomorrow morning you get a single red rose, not a whole bouquet, we're not thirsty just a little parched. You find her in the hallway and you say this exactly:
"Hey, enter name here
. I thought a lot about what you said the other day and you were right, I'm not like that. It was just a bad joke and I realize how much of a jerk I was. Anyway, I was really happy when you asked me to the dance and I was looking forward it. If you'll forgive me, I'd still like to go with you".
Make sure you smile and get that movie twinkle in your eye (try to get a good angle for lighting). Then give her the rose. She'll melt like butter. Crisis averted. Operation tang still on.
Then when all that distraction is out the way, we get down to serious business. Get a bottle of snapple or any drink that comes in a glass. Find that snitching ass pu$$y and smash it in his face. When he goes down, crying in agony. Kick all of the teeth out of his mouth and tell him if he ever pulls that shit again you'll kill him and his family.
Let me know how it goes