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View Poll Results: Could you beat the greatest female UFC fighter?
Yes, I'm not bitch made. 7 58.33%
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Old 10-23-2019, 04:29 PM   #91
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Default Re: Could you beat the greatest female UFC fighter?

My major flaw with this thread is assuming the average man is like me fighting wise.

Most of you have never been in a fight because you're scared of losing.

I have literally pulled a man's eye out of his skull before.

And I'm naturally skilled.

I just don't know how you can consider yourself a man if you went all out and lost a fight to a woman.

There would be nothing more emasculating.
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Old 10-23-2019, 04:45 PM   #92
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A non trained big black woman from the hood would beat you.

do you think your chin would hold up to this?
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Old 10-23-2019, 04:49 PM   #93
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My major flaw with this thread is assuming the average man is like me fighting wise.

Most of you have never been in a fight because you're scared of losing.

I have literally pulled a man's eye out of his skull before.

And I'm naturally skilled.

I just don't know how you can consider yourself a man if you went all out and lost a fight to a woman.

There would be nothing more emasculating.

And Iím Santa Claus
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Old 10-23-2019, 05:02 PM   #94
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do you think your chin would hold up to this?



That's a gay drunk man that's about 5'5 140.
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Old 10-23-2019, 05:03 PM   #95
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You are the only one here that has ever had their dick sucked by another man.


No. RRR3 is here as well.
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Old 10-23-2019, 05:04 PM   #96
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And Iím Santa Claus

Okay.

There was actually an article about it in a tiny Alachua newspaper, but I can't find it.

Happened in 08/09 at the Ivy House Restaurant in Alachua, FL.

But okay.
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Old 10-23-2019, 05:08 PM   #97
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Old 10-23-2019, 05:11 PM   #98
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I would love to get in a ring with you to see if you kept that same energy.

Meh. Beating me wouldn't mean anything. You have 5 inches, and like... 60 or more pounds on me. That would be like me fighting a guy 5'4" at 110 lbs. The only way I'm beating a dude your size is if he's a COMPLETE bitch.

I am no coward, but I am the kind of guy who accepts things at face value. A lot of guys my size are delusional Napoleon types who say shit like "It ain't the size of the dog in the fight..." and it's sad. Physics and biology don't care.

I just doubt you're all that tough. You're flabby and awkward. That doesn't mean I think I could beat you I'm too small.
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Old 10-23-2019, 05:31 PM   #99
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No. If they get me in some kind of an elbow lock or finger lock I'm screwed.

I took one Jiu-Jitsu class back in college, and there are specific joint manipulations that hurt real bad. And my chin isn't strong.

However, I can probably beat the champion female UFC fighter in a race, 1 on 1 in basketball, a pushup/pullup/deadlift contest and any math//trivia contest.

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Old 10-23-2019, 08:49 PM   #100
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Meh. Beating me wouldn't mean anything. You have 5 inches, and like... 60 or more pounds on me. That would be like me fighting a guy 5'4" at 110 lbs. The only way I'm beating a dude your size is if he's a COMPLETE bitch.

I am no coward, but I am the kind of guy who accepts things at face value. A lot of guys my size are delusional Napoleon types who say shit like "It ain't the size of the dog in the fight..." and it's sad. Physics and biology don't care.

I just doubt you're all that tough. You're flabby and awkward. That doesn't mean I think I could beat you I'm too small.

I'm not awkward at all concerning my movements.

But okay.
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Old 10-23-2019, 09:34 PM   #101
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that other woman was the 6'6" vonda ward.



guarantee 99% of the internet tough guys here are in no, way, shape or form close to that level of fitness (or let's be real- have that high a level of testosterone ) and would be taken out of the ring in a stretcher if wolfe landed that "uncoordinated haymaker" on their flabby glass chins.
Another victim
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Old 10-24-2019, 08:44 PM   #102
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I lift and used to wrestle with my wrestling team buddies so yeah, easy

keep in mind- tito would toy with you in his sleep in any sort of grappling/wrestling match.
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