Here's a summary: Prince Andrew was at a specific pizza joint in Woking on the night he is accused of having sex with a minor; Prince Andrew had a medical condition that prevented him from sweating, so the description of "profusely sweating" during the sexual encounter - and therefore the sexual encounter itself - is fabricated (WOW!) Prince Andrew recollects nothing; Prince Andrew doesn't believe eight or ten constitutes a "party"; Prince Andrew doesn't do his breaking up over the phone, he prefers to call in at the residence and spend the night... or four; Prince Andrew recollects nothing. Prince Andrew describes paedophilia as "unbecoming"; Prince Andrew always wears suits, so those photos are manipulated.
"When was your last contact with (Ghislaine Maxwell)?"
"It was earlier this year... in the summer -- in the spring, summer"
"She was here, um, doing some rally."
"So even though (Jeffrey Epstein) had been arrested, he was facing charges for sex trafficking..."
"-No. No, no, no. No, no, no. This was early spring. I think. It was long b -- when was he arrested?"
"No, (the contact) was before July"
I'm pretty sure that's a recycled Fawlty Towers routine.