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Old 11-18-2019, 01:58 AM   #1
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Default I'm unable to get my girlfriend off most of the time

She is pretty small and I'm well endowed. We're semi long distance rn. Whenever we see each other she is super tight, like unbelievably tight, and the first time is always fun and she'll get off sometimes, but like if it goes for a second too long she'll be in a lot of pain and we'll stop. Then the next morning she's super sore and we have to use a lot of lube just to get it in. Usually she grits her teeth and acts like she's enjoying it but I can tell it really hurts her, so I usually will just eat her out or play with her clit. Any tips?
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Old 11-18-2019, 02:04 AM   #2
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Come up from behind her and pin her against the wall. Have her feel your icy cold hands run down her spine, onto her bum. Grab both cheeks, palming them like balls, as you spread them open revealing her asshole. Then whip out your anaconda and forcefully enter her rectum. She will scream in agony as you tear her anus to shreds.
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Old 11-18-2019, 02:13 AM   #3
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Default Re: I'm unable to get my girlfriend off most of the time

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Come up from behind her and pin her against the wall. Have her feel your icy cold hands run down her spine, onto her bum. Grab both cheeks, palming them like balls, as you spread them open revealing her asshole. Then whip out your anaconda and forcefully enter her rectum. She will scream in agony as you tear her anus to shreds.
Wow Proctor you're so original

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Old 11-18-2019, 02:17 AM   #4
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Wow Proctor you're so original



@Jameer...if she's too small you could always try to pawn her off to Cashew24 and get him laid.
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Old 11-18-2019, 02:18 AM   #5
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Nobody ruins a joke/meme like Proctor.


Anyway OP, if we can get some genital closeups of you and her, this situation will be a lot easier to assess.
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Old 11-18-2019, 02:48 AM   #6
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She's young.
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Old 11-18-2019, 02:54 AM   #7
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Live like a windrammer as you fuck.
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Old 11-18-2019, 04:34 AM   #8
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@Jameer...if she's too small you could always try to pawn her off to Cashew24 and get him laid.


Cringe..


Jameer the queer still pretending to not be a bald 40 year old basement dweller
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Old 11-18-2019, 06:37 AM   #9
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Memorize some Arabic chants and whisper them into her ear aggressively. The effort you put in will turn her on. It shows you care.
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Old 11-18-2019, 08:05 AM   #10
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you two aren't a match. you're young. move on.
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Old 11-18-2019, 09:34 AM   #11
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Sounds like she’s a 3-man job type of girl ;)
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Old 11-18-2019, 09:40 AM   #12
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She's young.

Knowing Jameer, too young.
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Old 11-18-2019, 10:26 AM   #13
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OP low key bragging
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Old 11-18-2019, 11:06 AM   #14
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Wow Proctor you're so original

lol
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Old 11-18-2019, 11:27 AM   #15
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Buy a bigger pillow
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