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Old 11-18-2019, 11:53 AM   #16
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Default Re: I'm unable to get my girlfriend off most of the time

with guys we're mostly physical and visual creatures so getting off usually isn't a problem, with chicks you have to get them aroused with foreplay beforehand. you have to build up the anticipation before you even get to the point of penetration.



if that doesn't work let me know because I can hook you up with roofies got a discount going right now 50% off your first order
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Old 11-18-2019, 11:58 AM   #17
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FYI the roofies won't help you get your girlfriend off but they'll help you practice on new unsuspecting chicks



let me know.
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Old 11-18-2019, 12:07 PM   #18
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Op you need a woman that is also well endowed
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Old 11-18-2019, 12:23 PM   #19
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Really work her up with foreplay... or rape her. Either way should work.
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Old 11-18-2019, 12:25 PM   #20
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Op you need a woman that is also well endowed
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Really work her up with foreplay... or rape her. Either way should work.
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Old 11-18-2019, 12:42 PM   #21
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She's not turned on before you're putting it in. Foreplay.
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Old 11-18-2019, 12:52 PM   #22
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Hit that g-spot and make her squirt.
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Old 11-18-2019, 01:47 PM   #23
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Default Re: I'm unable to get my girlfriend off most of the time

Long distance you say? Hmm you could ask your mom to send the pillow overnight instead of standard. It would get y'all a couple extra days together
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Old 11-18-2019, 02:04 PM   #24
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try using your balls instead
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Old 11-18-2019, 02:29 PM   #25
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How do pillows ***?
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Old 11-18-2019, 02:45 PM   #26
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Already on page 2 on not one funny post
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Old 11-18-2019, 02:54 PM   #27
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Are you sure you're sticking it in the right hole?
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Old 11-18-2019, 03:45 PM   #28
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Sorry jamjam, but it seems she is banging other guys while you are away. Probably multiple guys all at once gets her off screaming in ecstasy and has spoiled her. You are just seconds. Time to find a new gf or enjoy being seconds
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Old 11-18-2019, 03:56 PM   #29
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@Jameer...if she's too small you could always try to pawn her off to Cashew24 and get him laid.
We know cashew isn't packing much
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Old 11-18-2019, 04:31 PM   #30
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We know cashew isn't packing much
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