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Old 11-18-2019, 04:46 PM   #31
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Have you tried, you know, talking to her OP?
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Old 11-18-2019, 05:19 PM   #32
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you must be the hard-to-please girlfriend
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Old 11-18-2019, 05:25 PM   #33
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This is probably the last place you wanna ask for advice on that subject. 99% of this thread is filled with virgins
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Old 11-18-2019, 07:54 PM   #34
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Having sex with preteens is illegal. OP needs to find a girlfriend that is legal age.
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Old 11-18-2019, 08:43 PM   #35
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Having sex with preteens is illegal. OP needs to find a girlfriend that is legal age.

He's ****ing his pillow
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Old 11-19-2019, 12:38 AM   #36
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Have you tried, you know, talking to her OP?
Yeah we've talked about it. She did mention more foreplay. Usually if I can't get her off I'll finger her and suck her nipples and she'll *** that way.
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Old 11-19-2019, 05:28 AM   #37
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The answer is foreplay but it doesnít have to be a lame hour of dedicated work. Just donít arrive kiss a woman twice and try to ****. At least give her time to remember why sheís attracted to you. Just playing around a little while youre watching something on Netflix before you get to actual foreplay is a nice set up. Whatís your back rub game like? Is she the type to get really turned on giving you head? You gotta figure out what she likes and let that be First whatever it is. Not to be a gentleman either. Just to make it worth your time if its a long distance thing you canít do every week. Bad sex is a waste of a trip.
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Old 11-19-2019, 07:56 AM   #38
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The answer is foreplay but it doesnít have to be a lame hour of dedicated work. Just donít arrive kiss a woman twice and try to ****. At least give her time to remember why sheís attracted to you. Just playing around a little while youre watching something on Netflix before you get to actual foreplay is a nice set up. Whatís your back rub game like? Is she the type to get really turned on giving you head? You gotta figure out what she likes and let that be First whatever it is. Not to be a gentleman either. Just to make it worth your time if its a long distance thing you canít do every week. Bad sex is a waste of a trip.


So he should change the pillow case and fluff it a few times before going in with the two inch punisher??
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Old 11-19-2019, 01:08 PM   #39
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2 things.

This is where you have to stop cumming yourself. If she doesn’t come then you don’t bust. That will get her off. Trust me.

Also good looks and a nice physique is what you are probably lacking. You might be packing but if you aren’t a sexy mofo then it’s an uphill battle.
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Old 11-19-2019, 01:25 PM   #40
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2 things.

This is where you have to stop cumming yourself. If she doesnít come then you donít bust. That will get her off. Trust me.

Also good looks and a nice physique is what you are probably lacking. You might be packing but if you arenít a sexy mofo then itís an uphill battle.
This. Op are you touching her right? Touch is a fvcking powerful thing for women especially when you building her up. You probably just going at it like a jackhammer the second sheís over your place
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Old 11-19-2019, 01:38 PM   #41
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Yeah we've talked about it. She did mention more foreplay. Usually if I can't get her off I'll finger her and suck her nipples and she'll *** that way.
A big part of it is making her feel good emotionally as well, as lame as that sounds. When you make her feel special/wanted, that translates to more neurotransmitter release in the brain like serotonin, epinephrine, etc.
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Old 11-19-2019, 03:16 PM   #42
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Gay.
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Old 11-19-2019, 05:36 PM   #43
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Old 11-20-2019, 07:31 PM   #44
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Punch her in the face. If you're not a complete bitch, you will knock her unconscious. Then you can use her unconscious body to get off with no issues.
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Old 11-20-2019, 10:50 PM   #45
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