I present you... 'Ghetto Hikes'

[andgar923]

http://ghettohikes.tumblr.com/

[RidonKs]

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

[Faptastrophe]

Actual twitter of the guy.


There should be a suburban walks where someone tweets what suburbia kids say while in the city. Such as "Holy shit that crazy lady just took a shit next to the Pita Pit!"

[andgar923]

Originally Posted by RidonKs

this is the funniest thing i have ever read

I'm f*ckn dying here.

[LeFraud James]

My favorites:

Mallows, check. Graham's Crackas, check. Double Chocolate, check! Chef Latrice is one crazy S’mo makin’ motha****a!

Littabug Teesha throw her Frito bag on da ground. Uncle Sam gonna be ****in’ piiiiissed!

Desmond done carved his name into da side of dis tree. Now peoples gonna think some Indian hieroglyphic shit went down.

Gerald stoled my Powerade and act'n like he didn't. Over there wit a purple mustache. Mother****a needa recreate me a drink.

Hey, i'mma leave this cologne out for the animals. Help a brother get some ***** in the matin' seasons.

I'mma tape a Kudos bar on Raymond's back... We get attacks by a bear or sumthin, he gunna eat his ass first.

Jamarcus mad cuz I change his facebook to say he like men and he can't change it cuz this forest ain't got no wifi

[The Macho Man]

The sheep one is way funnier to me than it should be.

[Rake2204]

I enjoyed this.