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    ifirtworld Stuckey's Avatar
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    Default my hellspawn is on the way

    having a kid

    hopefully a boy

    advice for the first 9 months?? besides save as much $ as possible

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    Name him Jameer. Show him good anime for kids like Squid Girl or some shit. Raise him to be like me. You'll thank me.
    Oh and make sure he's good at basketball.

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    Congrats! Not a father myself, but I hear sleep is brutal once you have a kid, so nap while you can is my advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stuckey
    having a kid

    hopefully a boy

    advice for the first 9 months?? besides save as much $ as possible
    sexist ****

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    Default Re: my hellspawn is on the way

    Congrats, prepare for the scariest, happiest, most anxiety filled day of your life.


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    Congrats.

    AZN babies are fukking adorable.

    I saw a few today.

    Made my heart melt when they smiled and were all big-eyed looking curious at the world around them.

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    NBA All-star tomtucker's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jameerthefear
    Name him Jameer. Show him good anime for kids like Squid Girl or some shit. Raise him to be like me. You'll thank me.
    Oh and make sure he's good at basketball.
    all good names : Jameer, Sha-Sha, Jevon, Kendalyn, Shanana

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    Congratulations.

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    congrats

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    ifirtworld Stuckey's Avatar
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    Default Re: my hellspawn is on the way

    I'm excited and nervous at the same time

    I promised to quit smoking when she got preg, but I'm already failing at that

    but mostly I'm worried sh1tless about money

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    Default Re: my hellspawn is on the way

    Quote Originally Posted by Stuckey
    I'm excited and nervous at the same time

    I promised to quit smoking when she got preg, but I'm already failing at that

    but mostly I'm worried sh1tless about money

    Pics of the chick or nobody GAF

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    Default Re: my hellspawn is on the way

    Quote Originally Posted by Stuckey
    I'm excited and nervous at the same time

    I promised to quit smoking when she got preg, but I'm already failing at that

    but mostly I'm worried sh1tless about money
    It's going to get worse when the baby is already here. Don't worry so much about money and just let life be. Money is going to come sooner or later, just be happy you'll have a kid. As for advice I recommend you to read the baby everyday so he gets interested in books.

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    Save up bro and don't look at the vag when he coming out.

    It's disgusting! I almost threw up.

    My son just started crawling and he's been in everything he can get his hands on.

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    Default Re: my hellspawn is on the way

    try to help mama out as much as possible she's gonna be going through some shit. see if fam is gonna get you stuff, what stuff, look into what you really need and what is just a thing he will use for just a couple months (if at all)
    yeah sleep is going to suck for a while when they aren't on a shcedule yet but that phase only lasts a few months

    most importantly, get hyped man. there is nothing more beautiful than looking into a baby's eyes and seeing yourself looking right back

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