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Old 07-18-2019, 03:45 AM   #1
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What do I do?
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Old 07-18-2019, 04:14 AM   #2
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Become an escort
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Old 07-18-2019, 06:03 AM   #3
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Decent escorts for regular folks start at 80. I personally wouldnt go less than 150. It can be tough finding a decent girl. Lots of times you see a girl you like and when she shows up its evident they did the switcharoo. Pay more money and chances of the girl being who you expect are better.
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Old 07-18-2019, 09:31 AM   #4
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Go get a handy at an asian massage parlor
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Old 07-18-2019, 10:09 AM   #5
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you buy what you get
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Old 07-18-2019, 10:13 AM   #6
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Decent escorts for regular folks start at 80. I personally wouldnt go less than 150. It can be tough finding a decent girl. Lots of times you see a girl you like and when she shows up its evident they did the switcharoo. Pay more money and chances of the girl being who you expect are better.

Damn that's super cheap. I was thinking it would be 300-400 minimum for anything decent like in an "escort" and not a street prostitute. For $80-$150 I would think you can only get a tranny, skank with track marks all over, or a slut with a petri dish full of diseases for a vag.

Never paid for sex, I imagine I never will but to each their own.
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Old 07-18-2019, 10:13 AM   #7
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Go seduce a single woman and have sex for free.

Or if your moral compass isn't an issue, go out and seduce a married woman out on a "girls' night". Believe it or not, it's a lot easier than the first option.
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Old 07-18-2019, 11:08 AM   #8
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Damn that's super cheap. I was thinking it would be 300-400 minimum for anything decent like in an "escort" and not a street prostitute. For $80-$150 I would think you can only get a tranny, skank with track marks all over, or a slut with a petri dish full of diseases for a vag.

Never paid for sex, I imagine I never will but to each their own.

well those numbers are for half hours. so if you wanted an hour with an escort its somewhere in your expectations in terms of costs.
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Go seduce a single woman and have sex for free.

Or if your moral compass isn't an issue, go out and seduce a married woman out on a "girls' night". Believe it or not, it's a lot easier than the first option.

can you explain what you mean by seducing?
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Old 07-18-2019, 11:30 AM   #10
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What the f*ck kind of question is that?

Are you serious?
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Old 07-18-2019, 11:53 AM   #11
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What the f*ck kind of question is that?

Are you serious?

yes. do you mean like going to a bar, talking to a girl and hope she goes back to your apartment?

or do you mean stuff your crouch, find the most loose girl at the bar, rub her thighs and whisper in her ear. that type of seducing.
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Old 07-18-2019, 12:02 PM   #12
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good looking, somewhat model-type clean escorts that operate out of downtown incall locations run around $500 an hour. and then the cream of the crop playboy types can run around $1500 an hour. just have a look on eros or slixa (your city).

the thots you'll get for $80 are ghetto trash or drug abusers. then u have "street walkers" that range from heroin to crack addicts that u wouldn't want to touch with a ten foot pole.
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Old 07-18-2019, 12:34 PM   #13
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yes. do you mean like going to a bar, talking to a girl and hope she goes back to your apartment?

or do you mean stuff your crouch, find the most loose girl at the bar, rub her thighs and whisper in her ear. that type of seducing.



more like the first one
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Old 07-18-2019, 12:37 PM   #14
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well those numbers are for half hours. so if you wanted an hour with an escort its somewhere in your expectations in terms of costs.

Half hours? So that's basically a street prostitute then right? Do you feel safe with a woman that turns out multiple guys in a single day?

I always thought of "escorts" as like elite, cleaner, better looking prostitutes that only do one or 2 guys on a weekend like in the movies

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good looking, somewhat model-type clean escorts that operate out of downtown incall locations run around $500 an hour. and then the cream of the crop playboy types can run around $1500 an hour. just have a look on eros or slixa (your city).

the thots you'll get for $80 are ghetto trash or drug abusers. then u have "street walkers" that range from heroin to crack addicts that u wouldn't want to touch with a ten foot pole.

This is more or less what I expected. I had a hunting buddy that would go to a Korean massage place, he said they'd spend about an hour on him. According to him $500 would let you do anything you wanted with them. He also said they were all clean, light skinned, no tattoos or scars, and their pvssy lips were all super tight. Seemed kinda hard to believe.
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Old 07-18-2019, 12:50 PM   #15
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Lower your standards and bang 5-7s. Essentially the $100 skanks are about that range anyways. I'm sure there's dating sites designed for meetups. Highwhey managed a hookup. I'm sure you can too. Just don't aim high.
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