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    Default Re: Haha @ The Holy Bible

    Another evil character who is very Obama-like is the guy in Breaking Bad. Anyone notice this?

    It's not intentional; Bryan Cranston is a very active social liberal.

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    I picked up the Holy Bible and it burned my hands...

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    "and the lord spoke, though shalt run train on this harlot til' thy genitals become empty of jizzism"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCool
    "and the lord spoke, though shalt run train on this harlot til' thy genitals become empty of jizzism"
    Thou shalt run caravan.

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    No wonder that twisted pervert SilkkTheShocker is so religious.

    He discovered this Bible verse before he found his dad's Playboy.

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    The Bible is the only book that matters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HardwoodLegend
    No wonder that twisted pervert SilkkTheShocker is so religious.

    He discovered this Bible verse before he found his dad's Playboy.

    Typical garbage being spewed from an Atheist. Its not my fault you got bullied in school or your parents didn't love you. Don't take it out on God.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SilkkTheShocker
    Typical garbage being spewed from an Atheist. Its not my fault you got bullied in school or your parents didn't love you. Don't take it out on God.
    You are such a terrible messenger for God. You're doing him no favors in bringing more followers to his flock. All you have is your fear of what may happen to you if you don't bow down to some book full of claims written at a time you weren't even alive to substantiate. If there is a God, he's frowning upon you for not adhering to his message and only flinging ad hominem attacks at those with doubt.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HardwoodLegend
    You are such a terrible messenger for God. You're doing him no favors in bringing more followers to his flock. All you have is your fear of what may happen to you if you don't bow down to some book full of claims written at a time you weren't even alive to substantiate. If there is a God, he's frowning upon you for not adhering to his message and only flinging ad hominem attacks at those with doubt.
    Annoying is your seemingly obsessive mockery of the good book, but with this I do agree

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuGzBuNNy
    Annoying is your seemingly obsessive mockery of the good book, but with this I do agree
    Obsessive mockery?

    I mostly mock the concept of religious devotion altogether. This is the first time I've ever brought up something specific in the Bible. The Bible has some good material in there that's useful for all lives, but this passage was hilarious. It deserved mocking. Even religious people should note the ridiculousness of it. Goes way overboard in its word choice when it could have made its point in a simpler manner.

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    The concept of going out of your way to mock something you dont believe in still doesn't make sense to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just2McFly
    The concept of going out of your way to mock something you dont believe in still doesn't make sense to me.

    They mock because they do not understand. Purely just the work of simpletons with nothing positive ever to say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Just2McFly
    The concept of going out of your way to mock something you dont believe in still doesn't make sense to me.
    How am I going out of my way? I'm on a forum where people post things they find humorous. I find a lot of things about religion to be humorous, so I make threads about it.

    It's the same thing as kids ribbing their friends when they're the first ones to realize Santa Claus doesn't exist. I beat a lot of my friends to the punch back then too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick Chewing
    They mock because they do not understand. Purely just the work of simpletons with nothing positive ever to say.
    Do not understand? What's hard to understand?

    And, why would a God make something complex when the majority of humanity is not that intelligent? How is that an effective way to heal the world with a message everyone should obey and follow?

    Actin like there aren't a lot of mindless simpletons who follow religion and spout off scripture like parrots. Please.

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