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    Default I wouldn't at all be surprised if ESPN's John Clayton got busted for child porn

    He certainly fits the bill:


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    Default Re: I wouldn't at all be surprised if ESPN's John Clayton got busted for child porn

    GOAT thread title

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    Default Re: I wouldn't at all be surprised if ESPN's John Clayton got busted for child porn

    you mean the crypt keeper

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    Default Re: I wouldn't at all be surprised if ESPN's John Clayton got busted for child porn

    Certainly has that smile.

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    Default Re: I wouldn't at all be surprised if ESPN's John Clayton got busted for child porn

    Seems like a wife beater to me.

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    Default Re: I wouldn't at all be surprised if ESPN's John Clayton got busted for child porn

    He will be showing up on "To Catch A Predator" any day now...

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    Default Re: I wouldn't at all be surprised if ESPN's John Clayton got busted for child porn

    Rumor has it he has a ponytail. A long one. Ever seen him do anything but directly face the camera?

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    Default Re: I wouldn't at all be surprised if ESPN's John Clayton got busted for child porn

    I'm thinking a thin, wispy mustache added to the current ensemble would do the trick.

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    Default Re: I wouldn't at all be surprised if ESPN's John Clayton got busted for child porn

    I bet he loves hookers. And Im not talking about those cheap 20 dollar ones, straight up thousand dollar a night hoes.

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    Default Re: I wouldn't at all be surprised if ESPN's John Clayton got busted for child porn

    Quote Originally Posted by InspiredLebowski
    Rumor has it he has a ponytail. A long one. Ever seen him do anything but directly face the camera?
    That rumor is absolutely true. A buddy of mine saw him at a Seahawks training camp practice last year and he called me shocked and amazed. He said that the ponytail goes down almost the entire length of his back.

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    Default Re: I wouldn't at all be surprised if ESPN's John Clayton got busted for child porn

    I bet he loves hookers. And Im not talking about those cheap 20 dollar ones, straight up thousand dollar a night hoes.
    Maybe he hits up Adelitas when he's in SD.

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    Default Re: I wouldn't at all be surprised if ESPN's John Clayton got busted for child porn

    He doesn't look very happy with his life.

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    Default Re: I wouldn't at all be surprised if ESPN's John Clayton got busted for child porn

    A quick google search shuts down the John Clayton has a ponytail theory:




    BTW John has a striking resemblance to Gollum/Smeagol IMO:


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    Default Re: I wouldn't at all be surprised if ESPN's John Clayton got busted for child porn

    Quote Originally Posted by EroticVanilla
    A quick google search shuts down the John Clayton has a ponytail theory:

    That's a bummer. This picture is already great, imagine it with an 18 inch ponytaill. I'll pretend he tucked it in his shirt.

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    Default Re: I wouldn't at all be surprised if ESPN's John Clayton got busted for child porn

    Damn you, EroticVanilla. It was such a great image and my buddy has no reason to lie. Is it possible that it is an old picture? Lil Wayne has been around for awhile.

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