why the FK** do i not get job??

[Theoo]

hey guysi have apply to many investment bank job and becuse i want to be rich and have basketballs court in garden but i do have ANY interview no one call to me and have job . what the fk** why are economy so bad that i well not have job ? and jeff never give me any mone and i make to him millions doller.. wow. is there anone in ish that are investment banker that can gie to me job or can you look to me resume what are wrong?



with these experince i should get hae so many jobs but i have NOT A THING.. that are fk**ing pising my off and then i dont get investment job so i appl as couch to maimi heat and dont get interview either .. and the dint let me to nba draft 2015 and i have not get job announcer to maimi heat so what the fk** do i do now?'''? helpp

[GIF REACTION]

Welcome back bro

[BlakFrankWhite]

Show them your comics

[That_Admiral]

Theoo in the red?!

[ISHGoat]

If you're serious pm me and I'd be willing to help you fix your real resume and give you tips

Not to brag but I'm almost like Jordan in the finals for interviews

[Patrick Chewing]

I would blame Jeff. He clearly told them how many red bars you had.


In this life, if you ain't got the green, you don't get the green.

[GreggPopazit]

Red bars are the worst. Can't get girls or jobs with them.

[imnew09]

Red bars are the worst. Can't get girls or jobs with them.

Nah you a stupid circle jerk who s*** d*** for green.



Damn Theo their loss...

[West-Side]

hey guysi have apply to many investment bank job and becuse i want to be rich and have basketballs court in garden but i do have ANY interview no one call to me and have job . what the fk** why are economy so bad that i well not have job ? and jeff never give me any mone and i make to him millions doller.. wow. is there anone in ish that are investment banker that can gie to me job or can you look to me resume what are wrong?



with these experince i should get hae so many jobs but i have NOT A THING.. that are fk**ing pising my off and then i dont get investment job so i appl as couch to maimi heat and dont get interview either .. and the dint let me to nba draft 2015 and i have not get job announcer to maimi heat so what the fk** do i do now?'''? helpp

Say you're fluent in English and Icelandic.
Problem solved.

Good luck mate.

[Droid101]

LatinaHeat must have ratted you out.

[tomtucker]

it sucks.......but look on the bright side.........miami heat are gonna so awesome next season, that you don

[KNOW1EDGE]

First off, how is my ni99a Theoo in the red? Dude is like Santa the way he slays these fuhcking threads.

But Theoo, my ni99a, you gotta start thinking bigger, why you wanna work for someone, you need to get people working for YOU!

Put an ad out on Craigslist looking for illegal-aliens to work on the cheap for you, build up dat empire, bro down, cash out.

[MrFonzworth]

Rip theoo

[And1AllDay]

Rip theoo

jump ball tips

legend

[Axe]

hey guysi have apply to many investment bank job and becuse i want to be rich and have basketballs court in garden but i do have ANY interview no one call to me and have job . what the fk** why are economy so bad that i well not have job ? and jeff never give me any mone and i make to him millions doller.. wow. is there anone in ish that are investment banker that can gie to me job or can you look to me resume what are wrong?



with these experince i should get hae so many jobs but i have NOT A THING.. that are fk**ing pising my off and then i dont get investment job so i appl as couch to maimi heat and dont get interview either .. and the dint let me to nba draft 2015 and i have not get job announcer to maimi heat so what the fk** do i do now?'''? helpp

Rrr3 life summary in a nutshell before he started loathing on employment and embraced being a basement dwelling bball nerd.