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Old 05-01-2014, 12:37 PM   #31
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JtotheIzzo should start an AMA on Reddit.


No shit. This has been quite educational.
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Old 05-01-2014, 12:39 PM   #32
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Just providing facts.

You know an awful lot for just a "facts" guy.
Fat, lonely white guy in Asia + CavaliersFTW style essay = Ladyboy magnet

Anyway, nothing wrong with that. Number 3 had my attention until I vomited.
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Old 05-01-2014, 01:27 PM   #33
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At the end of the day it is f*cking mind boggling how big a part of the society it is but you must also remember when you mix a gentle, feminine population with Buddhism (Thais are insanely religious) there will be a live and let live attitude that pervades the country.

Well said... Thing I noticed both in Thailand and Malaysia you'll see even what you'd assume to be straight guys by their demeanor or appearance holding hands in public like teenage girls do...
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Old 05-01-2014, 02:58 PM   #34
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Well said... Thing I noticed both in Thailand and Malaysia you'll see even what you'd assume to be straight guys by their demeanor or appearance holding hands in public like teenage girls do...
yup. last time i was there i saw 2 taxi drivers who i would assume would be straight...except for the fact they were scissoring each other in a hammock.
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Old 05-01-2014, 03:00 PM   #35
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yup. last time i was there i saw 2 taxi drivers who i would assume would be straight...except for the fact they were scissoring each other in a hammock.

haha stop... s*it, coffee just spewed from my nose, the visual is too funny
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Old 05-01-2014, 03:01 PM   #36
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None of those 'chicks' have *****.

They are full formed trannies. In Thailand the process takes two years, you begin with heavy doses of female hormones and that begins to change your character and facial structure and body shape. The adam's apple gets shaved, and eventually you work to the big snip, when the dick is removed and turned into a v@g. The sensitive parts of your testicles are wound and refitted as you clit and other arts of your junk are turned inward to give sensation in your new v@g.

'soi' is Thai for 'lane' and this 'soi 6 Pattaya' is I am guessing an infamous ladyboy lane. Pattaya is the sex capital of Thailand. In most sex areas in Thailand, there is always a ladyboy area, but these bars or areas are usually well known.

These girls dupe Western tourists daily because the males in Thailand often have body structures more similar to the Western ideal of a model (the women tend to be more up and down, while the dudes have more of a v-shape). After a bit of time in Asia it is easy to differentiate, but when you are new, and drunk there is a chance you will fraternize with a ladyboy as they are far more aggressive in seeking out companionship than regular girls. Some men who stay in Thailand for a long time actually seek out ladyboys because it is something different and they try harder. And to be frank, some of them are really good looking.

Always check hands and chin, they are usually the two tell tale points that cannot be changed.

It is quite rare to find a fully processed ladyboy with a dick and the ones who have ***** are rough looking most of the time as they are in transition and have not changed their body enough with hormone treatment etc.

Ladyboys hang out with other ladyboys so it is quite easy to spot them and a lot of hostess bars (where these girls were working) don't let ladyboys work there. If they do allow ladyboys a lot of them tend to be there.

A hostess bar in Thailand (different from a gogo bar or karaoke parlor)is where women sit and drink with you, but you need to pay for their relatively expensive drinks (of which they get a cut). In the classier ones the women are often internet porn models or local trade show models and they drink and be ladylike while in the sketchier ones the women come from poorer rural places and constant ask to take you upstairs for sex (they come to the tourist areas to make money to bring back to the village so are much keener to get as many customers as possible).

None of these chicks have what? ******* or *****?
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Old 05-01-2014, 03:01 PM   #37
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i wonder how good their ****** reconstruction looks compared to real ******s......


i have a friend who's a plastic surgeon in miami. his specialty is gender reassignment and he showed me some video of his operations plus some before/after of both male to female as well as female to male.

before this, i had always assumed that i could tell the difference, but after looking at some of those after pictures, i was a bit freaked out. no way in hell would you be able to tell that that ***** used to be a *****.

all i gotta say is...be very careful in thailand lol
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Old 05-01-2014, 03:10 PM   #38
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i have a friend who's a plastic surgeon in miami. his specialty is gender reassignment and he showed me some video of his operations plus some before/after of both male to female as well as female to male.

before this, i had always assumed that i could tell the difference, but after looking at some of those after pictures, i was a bit freaked out. no way in hell would you be able to tell that that ***** used to be a *****.

all i gotta say is...be very careful in thailand lol

Thats scary. So essentially a guy could get duped and marry a tranny and reach his deathbed without ever realising it was a man? Its a actual possibility, only hitch would be if the guy wanted kids.
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i have a friend who's a plastic surgeon in miami. his specialty is gender reassignment and he showed me some video of his operations plus some before/after of both male to female as well as female to male.

before this, i had always assumed that i could tell the difference, but after looking at some of those after pictures, i was a bit freaked out. no way in hell would you be able to tell that that ***** used to be a *****.

all i gotta say is...be very careful in thailand lol

My goodness thats fkn scary... whys that shit even allowed?? goddmannn its disgusting i feel weird right now lmfao
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Old 05-01-2014, 03:33 PM   #40
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My goodness thats fkn scary... whys that shit even allowed?? goddmannn its disgusting i feel weird right now lmfao

Weird, another word for curious.
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Old 05-01-2014, 03:48 PM   #41
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male butthole feels the same as a female butthole

so ive been told
This, heard it from my friend
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Old 05-01-2014, 04:03 PM   #42
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You would think something as drastic as changing your gender, that you would be required to report it. If surgeons are getting so good at snipping the wood and turn it into a vag, then they should register themselves as transgender.

The thought of hooking up with someone and not knowing for the rest of your life is quite scary.

They need a CARFAX with women. You find out if they are a lemon or not.
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Old 05-01-2014, 04:10 PM   #43
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You would think something as drastic as changing your gender, that you would be required to report it. If surgeons are getting so good at snipping the wood and turn it into a vag, then they should register themselves as transgender.

The thought of hooking up with someone and not knowing for the rest of your life is quite scary.

They need a CARFAX with women. You find out if they are a lemon or not.

don't want imagine that lol .. there's gotta be something that gives it away ? .. the voice or the hands .. something, anything
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Old 05-01-2014, 04:13 PM   #44
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don't want imagine that lol .. there's gotta be something that gives it away ? .. the voice or the hands .. something, anything

The thing is that there are small things that could give it away but people wont notice those things. It is very conceivable some poor guys out there are married to trannies right now but have no idea.
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Old 05-01-2014, 04:41 PM   #45
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My goodness thats fkn scary... whys that shit even allowed?? goddmannn its disgusting i feel weird right now lmfao


yup. i was dumbfounded by how good his work was. scary shit
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