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Old 10-19-2010, 03:20 AM   #1
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Default I had a.nal sex for the first time the other day

Me and my girl were real horny when we were watching a movie at the theaters a couple of weeks ago so we started making out, she then proceeded to stroke me quietly so others won't see. She was real wet and whispered in my ear "meet me in the mens bathroom". So I went to the bathroom waiting for her then out of nowhere these 3 men came in then I got raped.

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Old 10-19-2010, 03:23 AM   #2
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How is this supposed to be funny?
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Old 10-19-2010, 03:24 AM   #3
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I can't stop laughing.
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Old 10-19-2010, 03:27 AM   #4
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this would have been funnier if you never wrote it.
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Old 10-19-2010, 03:30 AM   #5
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How is this supposed to be funny?

Agreed.
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Old 10-19-2010, 03:47 AM   #6
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLWlBgj0uOc
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Old 10-19-2010, 03:56 AM   #7
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repped
even if its zero points
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Old 10-19-2010, 04:02 AM   #8
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Old 10-19-2010, 04:15 AM   #9
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Me and my girl were real horny when we were watching a movie at the theaters a couple of weeks ago so we started making out, she then proceeded to stroke me quietly so others won't see. She was real wet and whispered in my ear "meet me in the mens bathroom". So I went to the bathroom waiting for her then out of nowhere these 3 men came in then I got raped.

This is what i call "butt hurt" .
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Old 10-19-2010, 04:44 AM   #10
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The story has a flaw. No way your girl goes into the bathroom first and waits for you. Everytime I've had sex in the bathroom it was the womens room....its natural for the guy to take the risk.
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Old 10-19-2010, 04:50 AM   #11
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I worked at a theatre all through HS, Tylder Durden projectionist style, I believe you. I saw some Lake Of Fire type shit in those trash cans.
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Old 10-19-2010, 07:59 AM   #12
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I chuckled a bit. Cuz i wasn't expecting it
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Old 10-19-2010, 09:10 AM   #13
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i lol'd

did you mom get scared?
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Old 10-19-2010, 11:28 AM   #14
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How is this supposed to be funny?
you're right, it would have been funnier if he used the "n" word

but it was still funny...
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Old 10-19-2010, 06:53 PM   #15
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you're right, it would have been funnier if he used the "n" word

but it was still funny...
Agreed, op should have gone full blown mel gibson and said a pack of ni**ers came in and then I got raped. Now that would have been Sterling's Gold!
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