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Old 03-10-2009, 10:10 PM   #16
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Where are you from?

Austria

Good day mate! Lets put some shrimp on the barbie

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Why you going to the airport flying somewhere?

How did you guess

Well I saw your luggage then when I noticed the airline ticket I put two and two together
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:11 PM   #17
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Heres greatest quote all time


I cant believe we spent all day looking for a job and theres nothing nadda in this town...

Yea, unless you wanna work 40 hours a week

I love that one too.
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:12 PM   #18
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Heres greatest quote all time


I cant believe we spent all day looking for a job and theres nothing nadda in this town...

Yea, unless you wanna work 40 hours a week

haha. Or the classic

"jeez look at the butt on that."

"Yeah......... He must workout."
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:19 PM   #19
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What was here last name

O started with a "s" Swami, Sammy, Sally, Swanson, Swanson

Check the briefcase

O Samsonite I was way off. I knew it started with a "s"
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:24 PM   #20
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couple baseball cards, sack of marbles, cough*petey.

petey didnt have a head!...

harry I took care of it?
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:44 PM   #21
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Heres greatest quote all time


I cant believe we spent all day looking for a job and theres nothing nadda in this town...

Yea, unless you wanna work 40 hours a week

I wouldn't make this a big deal if you hadn't to me but yours is wrong as well

"I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!"

"Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week. "


Furthermore


"PULLOVER!"

"No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing."
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:46 PM   #22
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So what time can I pick you up?

How bout 7:45?

Eh I was thinking more like a quarter til 8.
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Old 03-10-2009, 10:52 PM   #23
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My top 2.. as follow, in no order

"I expected the Rocky Mountains to be a little rockier than this."
"I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver's full of ****, man. "


"I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart.I didn't even see it comin'!"
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:10 PM   #24
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I wouldn't make this a big deal if you hadn't to me but yours is wrong as well

"I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!"

"Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week. "


Furthermore


"PULLOVER!"

"No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing.
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That is another funny line.

I also like when they pick up the Mexicans

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrbKn5boVPA
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:17 PM   #25
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I wouldn't make this a big deal if you hadn't to me but yours is wrong as well

"I can't believe we drove around all day, and there's not a single job in this town. There is nothing, nada, zip!"

"Yeah! Unless you wanna work forty hours a week. "


Furthermore


"PULLOVER!"

"No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing."


I got the punch line right and thats all I was going for. I knew the first part was wrong, too lazy to look it up.
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:22 PM   #26
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Dumb and Dumber has one of my favorite lines in the history of cinema:

[Harry] "She must have meant 10 o'clock at night."

[Lloyd] "Do you think?"

[Harry] "Why would she have you meet her in a bar at 10 in the morning?"

[Lloyd] "I just figured she was a raging alcoholic."
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:25 PM   #27
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"....Statistically, they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck! That's the worst!"
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:34 PM   #28
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Did she give you any reason for breaking up?

Yeh I called her up. She gave me a bunch of crap about me not listenin too her enough or sumthin...I dunno i wasnt really paying attention.
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:40 PM   #29
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Also, when Harry doofs Mary in the face with a snowball from like three feet away... oh man, that still kills me everytime.
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Old 03-10-2009, 11:42 PM   #30
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Also, when Harry doofs Mary in the face with a snowball from like three feet away... oh man, that still kills me everytime.
Right before that when she hands him the carrot and coal for the eyes and nose
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