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    I make up lots of nonsense Ron Mexico's Avatar
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    Default Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?

    black: my cousin and I was at his house playing halo
    white: my cousin and I were at his house playing halo

    black: we was playing well in the 3rd quarter
    white: we were playing well in the third quarter

    dre: everybody wants to know how close me and snoop is
    eminem: everyone wants to know how close me and dre are

    blacks are just as smart as whites, so they must think its cool not to conjugate their helping verbs.
    Last edited by Ron Mexico; 05-05-2009 at 02:09 AM.

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    Default Re: Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?

    "I seen you guys the other day". You seen? You saw, or you have seen.

    - [COLOR="DarkOrange"]Rusty Trombone [/COLOR]

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    Default Re: Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?

    one is "hood" and one isnt


    the only real thing that bothers me is when a black guy says "stremph" instead of "strength"... you ever notice that? No?


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    Default Re: Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?

    ron mexico never fails to amaze me

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    Default Re: Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?

    Lemme ax you a question. F-uck is you tombout?

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    Smooth Operator FashionIssues's Avatar
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    Default Re: Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?

    my mouf does the spellin fo' me. ya feel me?

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    Default Re: Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?

    Because crack doesn't allow "conjugate" to be a part of their vocabulary.

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    Default Re: Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?

    It's called African American Vernacular English. It's what their friends and relatives speak so obviously it'd filter down to them also. It's a 'dialect' of English so to speak.

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    Default Re: Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?

    Quote Originally Posted by BallersTalk
    It's called African American Vernacular English. It's what their friends and relatives speak so obviously it'd filter down to them also. It's a 'dialect' of English so to speak.
    Excuses

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    Default Re: Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?

    "Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?"

    because they're black

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    Default Re: Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?

    Dagga dagga = 3 pter
    MO = no

    yall wanna hoop at the hub by my spot?
    translation: do you guys want to play basketball at the rec center by my house?

    Lol, some of the dudes I ball with are hilarious, they come up with new ish everyday
    Last edited by dab0yech0; 05-05-2009 at 04:22 AM.

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    Default Re: Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?

    banned

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    Default Re: Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?

    how come white people always smell like farts? you notice that? always. poop air. s'crazy.

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    Default Re: Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?

    Quote Originally Posted by Lamar Doom
    how come white people always smell like farts? you notice that? always. poop air. s'crazy.
    Thought we smelled like wet dogs?

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    Default Re: Why don't blacks conjugate helping verbs?

    Quote Originally Posted by FashionIssues
    my mouf does the spellin fo' me. ya feel me?
    i feel ya. it's not like i control what comes out, i just put it on auto-pilot and go with the flow

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