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    Free the banned users. stalkerforlife's Avatar
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    Default My 5 year old daughter got her first triple double today...

    She stared randomly into space 10 times as the ball went right past her.

    I had to yell at her 10 times to get on the right side of the court.

    And she got 10 people to stare at me as I yelled "get the damn rebound and stop being soft!"

    Dat Westbrook efficiency.

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    Decent college freshman Ben Simmons 25's Avatar
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    Default Re: My 5 year old daughter got her first triple double today...

    You're going to drive her away.

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    Default Re: My 5 year old daughter got her first triple double today...

    EV08 gives this thread 5 stars

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    Default Re: My 5 year old daughter got her first triple double today...

    maybe its just the wrong sport for her


    girls like playing soccer i think

    find an in door league



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    for your health Prometheus's Avatar
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    Default Re: My 5 year old daughter got her first triple double today...

    That's pathetic.

    At age five I was comfortable running the triangle offense, and I had very respectable VORP and Ws/48. Your daughter needs to step up her game.

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    Default Re: My 5 year old daughter got her first triple double today...

    Wrong sport. Start having her rack up triple deckers in the kitchen. That will raise her stock.

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