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    Default Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?

    In some remote places, people pay to have sex with orangutans and such
    Would you **** an animal if THEY PAYED you a million bucks?



    Would you do it? which animal would you do the nasty with?



    - this is some dirty ****, but for a million bucks I just.... nah its too nasty. Maybe I'd do it blindfolded or something with the money handcuffed to my legs.

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    Default Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?

    Haha wtf "something with the money handcuffed to my legs."

    Isn't some dude having sex with a monkey the thing that started AIDS/HIV?

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    Default Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?

    How's an animal going to pay me 1 million bucks?

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    Default Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?





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    Default Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?

    Hell to the YEAH

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    Default Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?

    Can I wear a condom?

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    Default Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?

    For a million bucks? Yes, but I'd wear a condom of course. Animal of choice? Probably a cat.
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    Default Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chalkmaze
    Wow, what a pretty mouth!!

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    Default Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?

    no way

    a million dollars isn't as much as you think folks....

    It is no longer easy to retire with just 1 million $$$...you would still have to work at some point in life...I was told that due to inflation I would need over 6 million dollars in order to retire when I am 65 years old...that is 35 years from now and at that time a dollar will be worth about the same as a dime today....

    this topic has been brought up before...



    besides...I doubt I could do it even if I tried...I would have to down a whole bottle of Viagra or something....

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    Default Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?

    Quote Originally Posted by ForceOfNature
    For a million bucks? Yes, but I'd wear a condom of course. Animal of chocie? Probably a cat.
    jesus dude...

    this tells me that in some point in your life you have thought about screwing a cat....

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    Default Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?

    Quote Originally Posted by ForceOfNature
    For a million bucks? Yes, but I'd wear a condom of course. Animal of chocie? Probably a cat.
    Why wear a condom, what are you gonna catch heart worms?

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    Default Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?

    Quote Originally Posted by L.Kizzle
    Why wear a condom, what are you gonna catch heart worms?
    Might get them pregnant and get one of these.


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    Default Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?

    Quote Originally Posted by ForceOfNature
    For a million bucks? Yes, but I'd wear a condom of course. Animal of chocie? Probably a cat.


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    Default Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?

    I wouldnt do it!

    money doesnt make or break me!

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    Default Re: Would you screw an animal for a million bucks?

    i'd do it with a sedated gorrilla. has to be the closest thing to human puss.

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