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Old 05-15-2014, 12:53 AM   #1
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Default Do you guys "shart" a lot?

I've been farting and every time I release, or try to, shit squirts out. Stomach kind of hurts, been taking pepto, drinking water, everything. Been about a week. Scared to see the doctor. Any fast cures to this?

Feel bad for my parents washing my laundry seeing shit stains on my draws.

Anybody else that constantly gets or got sharts? What'd you do to make it stop?
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Old 05-15-2014, 12:54 AM   #2
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I had a bacteria infection once, lost 55 pounds in 3 months. I never sharted though.
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Old 05-15-2014, 12:56 AM   #3
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This guy is definitely a woman's man.
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Old 05-15-2014, 01:05 AM   #4
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Fudge I can remember getting in bball debates with you when I first started posting here. THAT WAS 7 YEARS AGO.

Your parents still do your laundry? How old are you dude?
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Old 05-15-2014, 01:09 AM   #5
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fudge.... seems like a proper screen name for a guy with those problems
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Old 05-15-2014, 01:11 AM   #6
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Fudge I can remember getting in bball debates with you when I first started posting here. THAT WAS 7 YEARS AGO.

Your parents still do your laundry? How old are you dude?
Dude, I just remembered those stupid debates with you. Can't remember what they were about.

I was just messin.

I am sharting, though. Holding in farts will be the death of me.
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Old 05-15-2014, 01:12 AM   #7
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fudge.... seems like a proper screen name for a guy with those problems


Dude...HELP!
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Old 05-15-2014, 01:15 AM   #8
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Dude, I just remembered those stupid debates with you. Can't remember what they were about.

I was just messin.

I am sharting, though. Holding in farts will be the death of me.
I remember arguing with you for pages about who was better between Amare and Marion when they were both on the Suns

I was on Amare's side

You must have been like 10 or something lol
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Old 05-15-2014, 01:19 AM   #9
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I remember arguing with you for pages about who was better between Amare and Marion when they were both on the Suns

I was on Amare's side

You must have been like 10 or something lol
Oh ya, I remember now. I'm gonna try digging those threads up just for shits.

But nah, I'm 21 now. I remember I started posting when I was around 15.
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Old 05-15-2014, 01:54 AM   #10
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Happens sometimes to me, too. I have thrown out a few pairs of boxers.
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Old 05-15-2014, 02:45 AM   #11
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Old 05-15-2014, 03:42 AM   #12
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And no, I could count the number of sharts I've had on one hand.

Dat moment where you've been holding your shit in for too long and once you're in the bathroom you prairie dog real bad doe
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Old 05-15-2014, 03:53 AM   #13
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Itchy butt is awful.
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Old 05-15-2014, 05:13 AM   #14
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Dude...HELP!

Click here for solution to OP's problem
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Old 05-15-2014, 05:17 AM   #15
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I remember being in South America and getting sick, gnarly diarrhea and couldn't control my bowels and I half shat myself when I was asleep. Maid would of had to clean my shit
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