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Old 05-15-2014, 12:52 AM   #1
aboss4real24
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Default Tutorial On How To Bag Gurls.

This is 4 da Guys who Cant get laid and cant seem to talk to females 4 wateva reason

Im not only aboss4real im also apimp4real

I get a lotta play frum the hoes Light dark short tall slim thick white black

Dont matter i bag em all , Well here it is


You:Hello

Gurl:Hey

You:Wats Up Wats ur name

Gurl:Tells u her name

You:Tell her ur name (Extend ur hand out 4 handshake)

You:Ur very pretty

Gurl:Thank u

you:So where do u live? where u frum ?

Gurl:She Tells U

You: o Im Frum ____ , u ever been dere ?

Gurl: Says if she's been there or Not

You :So where u goin right now

Gurl:She Tells U

You: O Well im n a lil rush , well can i get your Number ?




N There it is Folks

write this down remember it or W/E And go out n get u Sum Putang
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Old 05-15-2014, 12:56 AM   #2
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Default Re: Tutorial On How To Bag Gurls.

Rule #1

Writing in Pink isn't a good indicator when trying to tell people how to "Bag Gurls"

kids today..
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Old 05-15-2014, 12:59 AM   #3
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This works too, Mr. Bad ass pimp
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Old 05-15-2014, 01:06 AM   #4
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Default Re: Tutorial On How To Bag Gurls.

I sing Marvin Gaye to girls
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Old 05-15-2014, 01:25 AM   #5
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Default Re: Tutorial On How To Bag Gurls.

Keep your pink nonsense confined to the main forum. Nobody needs to be of witness to your seizure inducing drivel...
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Old 05-15-2014, 02:26 AM   #6
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Default Re: Tutorial On How To Bag Gurls.

the first thing you say is "Ur very pretty" and then you're in a rush and run away
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Old 05-15-2014, 02:40 AM   #7
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Default Re: Tutorial On How To Bag Gurls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9XtjQ0Bq8Y

^ get a homie to wingman like this. Works 60% of the time, every time.
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Old 05-15-2014, 02:53 AM   #8
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Default Re: Tutorial On How To Bag Gurls.

Wow that might be the shittiest advice I've ever seen
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Old 05-15-2014, 03:17 AM   #9
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Default Re: Tutorial On How To Bag Gurls.

You:Hello

Gurl:Hey

You:Wats Up Wats ur name

Gurl:Tells u her name

You:Tell her ur name (Extend ur hand out 4 handshake)

You:Ur very pretty

Gurl:Thank u

you:So where do u live? where u frum ?

Gurl:She Tells U

You: o Im Frum ____ , u ever been dere ?

Gurl: Says if she's been there or Not

You :So where u goin right now

Gurl:She Tells U

You: No ur not

Gurl:huh?

You: cover her mouf with colorform

Gurl:mmmhfff

You:put gurl n bag
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Old 05-15-2014, 06:38 AM   #10
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Default Re: Tutorial On How To Bag Gurls.

Quote:
Originally Posted by aboss4real24
This is 4 da Guys who Cant get laid and cant seem to talk to females 4 wateva reason

Im not only aboss4real im also apimp4real

I get a lotta play frum the hoes Light dark short tall slim thick white black

Dont matter i bag em all , Well here it is


You:Hello

Gurl:Hey

You:Wats Up Wats ur name

Gurl:Tells u her name

You:Tell her ur name (Extend ur hand out 4 handshake)

You:Ur very pretty

Gurl:Thank u

you:So where do u live? where u frum ?

Gurl:She Tells U

You: o Im Frum ____ , u ever been dere ?

Gurl: Says if she's been there or Not

You :So where u goin right now

Gurl:She Tells U

You: O Well im n a lil rush , well can i get your Number ?




N There it is Folks

write this down remember it or W/E And go out n get u Sum Putang

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