if you saw Lebron and Rose drowning in a lake..

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Acting like a brat. Lakerreign for all I know was engaged in every Laker related thread that had some trolling in it. Including the many Pau Gasol threads in here.

You know which Pau thread I am talking about. The one and only. Admit you're my b1tch and be done with it.

If this was chess, I ****ed your queen and stole your king days ago. Stay piggybacking my comments little roller.

[Remix]

Are you guys serious? 80 posts and not one person has said

"Neither, but I'd grab your bball shoes out"

[PickernRoller]

If this was chess, I ****ed your queen and stole your king days ago. Stay piggybacking my comments little roller.

This ain't chess and you happen to be my b1tch. Stay mad.

[RRR3]

Picker vs Kiuniva is entertaining, but nothing will ever top the classic kuniva reigny battles

[code green]

I'd leave and smoke a blunt with Paul Pierce.

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What a dumb thread

[CanYouDigIt]

What a dumb thread

Then why do you continue to bump threads?

[zoom17]

Then why do you continue to bump threads?

[SamuraiSWISH]

Rose, easy. No one likes LeBron the person

[poido123]

Another quality thread by Nathan I jizz myself

I save whoever is the highest bidder

Nah, I save Rose.

[Psycho]

I run a generator and run 50 mA of electrical current through the lake until both are unconscious. I swim out, snag both of them and bring them back to shore. I quickly inject them both with sedative to give me time for the rest of my plan. I drive them each out to separate cabins I own in the woods. I handcuff them to a metal bar near a table, which allows them to write at the table but precludes them from escaping, in the basement of each, where I keep my tools and the like. I then inject them with a lower dose of sedative so when they wake, they are weakened so they have no resolve to resist or escape. I tell each of them separately unless they write a check for me for 5 million dollars I will take one of the fingers on their shooting hand, effectively ending their career in the NBA. If they refuse, I escalate the threats with some good patterings of torture thrown in, we are in a workshop after all. Once they cave, I get his checkbook, he writes me the check, I get one of my minions to cash said check and then work my money laundering magic to get it into my offshore Swiss bank account. At this point I release them into society once more by sedating them and leaving them about 30 minutes walk from a small town far from my cabins. Of course, I have surgically removed Derrick's ACL before doing this, and collect a large check from Adidas for perpetuating their #thereturn ad campaign that has been so successful. I then ride off on my horse, laughing as I disappear into the sunset, never to be seen again.

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I run a generator and run 50 mA of electrical current through the lake until both are unconscious. I swim out, snag both of them and bring them back to shore. I quickly inject them both with sedative to give me time for the rest of my plan. I drive them each out to separate cabins I own in the woods. I handcuff them to a metal bar near a table, which allows them to write at the table but precludes them from escaping, in the basement of each, where I keep my tools and the like. I then inject them with a lower dose of sedative so when they wake, they are weakened so they have no resolve to resist or escape. I tell each of them separately unless they write a check for me for 5 million dollars I will take one of the fingers on their shooting hand, effectively ending their career in the NBA. If they refuse, I escalate the threats with some good patterings of torture thrown in, we are in a workshop after all. Once they cave, I get his checkbook, he writes me the check, I get one of my minions to cash said check and then work my money laundering magic to get it into my offshore Swiss bank account. At this point I release them into society once more by sedating them and leaving them about 30 minutes walk from a small town far from my cabins. Of course, I have surgically removed Derrick's ACL before doing this, and collect a large check from Adidas for perpetuating their #thereturn ad campaign that has been so successful. I then ride off on my horse, laughing as I disappear into the sunset, never to be seen again.