Things We Have Done In Real Life That We Wouldnt Tell Anyone Else

[kentatm]

-Sold a bunch of high school kids baking soda thinking it was weed.

how could you ever mix the two up?

[SilkkTheShocker]

how could you ever mix the two up?

Meant to say cocaine, my bad

[SilkkTheShocker]

The high school kids went to one of those all-men/religious schools. So easy to con them its not even funny. You can't pull the same stuff with public school kids. 70% of them are experts by now

[ace23]

You may want to elaborate on your stories in a way that gains you a measure of sympathy.

Saying that you molested your cousin with a nonchalant attitude seems rather tactless.

Not that im specifically saying that your incest activities are good or bad. [COLOR="White"]But they are bad. [/COLOR]

Uh, I was 15 and horny as [COLOR="Black"]f[/COLOR]uck?

Those acts are from my dark days, though. I'm a better man now.

[StroShow4]

-Once went to my friend's house party. Who happened to have a hot sister. She was out of town for some kind retreat. So at one point in the night I snuck in her room and beat off in her underwear drawer.

What the ****.

[SilkkTheShocker]

What the ****.

Yea dude, it was pretty risky. So awkward seeing her the 1st time after what had happened

[Jello]

You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.

[SilkkTheShocker]

You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.

Wow, and I felt weird for jerking off to cartoon porn once

[MMM]

And an attempt to take the high road was immediately kiboshed by admitting the viewing animal porn.

Animal porn as in an Elephant ****ing another Elephant
or someone forcing a Dog to **** a cat
or people raping animals

[ZeN]

You guys are ****ing strange people. The worst I've done is probably watch animal porn.

so is that animal upon an animal or cross species beastiality?

[COLOR="White"]Either way, you are one sick f*ck [/COLOR]

[CelticBaller]

The internet doesn't count....

-Once went to my friend's house party. Who happened to have a hot sister. She was out of town for some kind retreat. So at one point in the night I snuck in her room and beat off in her underwear drawer.

Stop

[Batz]

I shit on the ground in public bathrooms

You bastard.

[SilkkTheShocker]

I got a good amount of jerking off stories. But I figured I would just put the best one.

[L.Kizzle]

Ace, considering I know who u are, I may tell your click to don't let you around their sisters, ect.

[-p.tiddy-]

Mas[COLOR="Black"]turbat[/COLOR]ed to a member of immediate family
Molested a cousin
Gotten boners around very young girls. Haven't had that one happen in years, though.