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Old 01-03-2013, 02:12 PM   #1
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Default Eli Manning, Jay Cutler, Ben Roethlisberger and Tony Romo walk into a bar

To watch the playoffs.

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Old 01-03-2013, 02:17 PM   #2
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Old 01-03-2013, 02:19 PM   #3
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Default Re: Eli Manning, Jay Cutler, Ben Roethlisberger and Tony Romo walk into a bar

They see four girls and go to pick them up. Cutler immediately says something stupid and another guy intercepts his girl. Eli is failing miserable and everyone is laughing at him but somehow the girl leaves the bar with him. Romo is just about to score but inexplicably starts talking about the time he had herpes and strikes out. While Romo is leaving he asks Ben how come he is still there? Ben says he's still waiting for the drug to take effect.
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Old 01-03-2013, 02:28 PM   #5
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Default Re: Eli Manning, Jay Cutler, Ben Roethlisberger and Tony Romo walk into a bar

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They see four girls and go to pick them up. Cutler immediately says something stupid and another guy intercepts his girl. Eli is failing miserable and everyone is laughing at him but somehow the girl leaves the bar with him. Romo is just about to score but inexplicably starts talking about the time he had herpes and strikes out. While Romo is leaving he asks Ben how come he is still there? Ben says he's still waiting for the drug to take effect.


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Old 01-03-2013, 02:57 PM   #6
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They see four girls and go to pick them up. Cutler immediately says something stupid and another guy intercepts his girl. Eli is failing miserable and everyone is laughing at him but somehow the girl leaves the bar with him. Romo is just about to score but inexplicably starts talking about the time he had herpes and strikes out. While Romo is leaving he asks Ben how come he is still there? Ben says he's still waiting for the drug to take effect.

that was surprisingly good
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Old 01-03-2013, 05:44 PM   #7
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Fortunately for those four, Tom Brady couldn't go because he's still playing but if he would've shown up, he would've left with the four hotties
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Old 01-03-2013, 05:46 PM   #8
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Fortunately for those four, Tom Brady couldn't go because he's still playing but if he would've shown up, he would've left with the four hotties
yeah right, his wife owns his testicles...carries them in her purse
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Old 01-03-2013, 05:47 PM   #9
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They see four girls and go to pick them up. Cutler immediately says something stupid and another guy intercepts his girl. Eli is failing miserable and everyone is laughing at him but somehow the girl leaves the bar with him. Romo is just about to score but inexplicably starts talking about the time he had herpes and strikes out. While Romo is leaving he asks Ben how come he is still there? Ben says he's still waiting for the drug to take effect.
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Old 01-03-2013, 05:48 PM   #10
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They see four girls and go to pick them up. Cutler immediately says something stupid and another guy intercepts his girl. Eli is failing miserable and everyone is laughing at him but somehow the girl leaves the bar with him. Romo is just about to score but inexplicably starts talking about the time he had herpes and strikes out. While Romo is leaving he asks Ben how come he is still there? Ben says he's still waiting for the drug to take effect.
Post of the year so far
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Old 01-03-2013, 05:59 PM   #11
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yeah right, his wife owns his testicles...carries them in her purse
True, true...

A single Brady gets the girls
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Old 01-03-2013, 06:08 PM   #12
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They see four girls and go to pick them up. Cutler immediately says something stupid and another guy intercepts his girl. Eli is failing miserable and everyone is laughing at him but somehow the girl leaves the bar with him. Romo is just about to score but inexplicably starts talking about the time he had herpes and strikes out. While Romo is leaving he asks Ben how come he is still there? Ben says he's still waiting for the drug to take effect.
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Old 01-03-2013, 07:05 PM   #14
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For those of you wondering why Tom Brady was not in the joke, Giselle wouldn't let him be.
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Old 01-03-2013, 08:08 PM   #15
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For those of you wondering why Tom Brady was not in the joke, Giselle wouldn't let him be.

Two solid jokes in this thread. Nice Job.
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