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Old 10-23-2008, 06:51 PM   #1
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A brother and sister are having sex

And randomly the sister just starts giggling

The brother asks "what's so damn funny?"

She responds: "you fuck just like dad"

The brother begins to laugh and says: "I know, mom told me"

It made me when I heard it on Chocolate News last night, just thought I'd share the gold
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Old 10-23-2008, 06:53 PM   #2
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A brother and sister are having sex

And randomly the sister just starts giggling

The brother asks "what's so damn funny?"

She responds: "you fuck just like dad"

The brother begins to laugh and says: "I know, mom told me"

It made me when I heard it on Chocolate News last night, just thought I'd share the gold

Ya i dig this. Be sure to spread the word and share it with the prudest, most prim, most proper girl in class tomorrow
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Old 10-23-2008, 06:54 PM   #3
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Ya i dig this. Be sure to spread the word and share it with the prudest, most prim, most proper girl in class tomorrow

wish I was in school so I could LOL
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Old 10-23-2008, 06:58 PM   #4
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A brother and sister are having sex

Somewhere Kiddlovesnets is thinking, "If only..."
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Old 10-23-2008, 07:00 PM   #5
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Somewhere Kiddlovesnets is thinking, "If only..."

LOL apparently there's a backstory there.....but I'm on the fence about whether or not I'm interested LOL
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Old 10-23-2008, 07:13 PM   #6
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Old 10-23-2008, 07:45 PM   #7
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One night thief entered some random house to rob it, suddenly he heard a voice telling him "Jesus is watching you". He scared a little bit and continued looking for some valuable stuff. Then again he heard "Jesus is watching you". This time he was sure he heard it and turned on the light and there was a polly (or parrot, dont know what's right) and he said again "Jesus is watching you". Thief asked him "And, what's your name". Polly (or parrot) answered "Moses". Thief "What stupid guy named you Moses". Polly (o parrot...) "Same stupid guy who named his pit bull Jesus!"

Polly (or parrot) = that speaking bird
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Old 10-23-2008, 08:04 PM   #8
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One Serb dies and goes to God and asks him "Why did you make so many troubles for Serbia? WW I, WW II, Kosovo..."
God "But, what about Djordjevic's 3 pointers?"

Aleksandar Djordjevic (serbian bball player) made 2 important game winning shots (3 pointers) one for Yugoslavia against Croatia at European Championship, 2nd at Euroleague finals (for his club Partizan) against Joventud.
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Old 10-23-2008, 08:08 PM   #9
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feels like you're tryna steal my thunder



















































































but it's all good
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Old 10-23-2008, 08:15 PM   #10
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i knew ur joke, and it was good and u reminded me of some jokes...

Incest = RPG for whole family...
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