Page 1 of 9 1234 ... LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 122
  1. #1
    rank sentamentalist
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    goodbyecruelworld
    Posts
    16,522

    Default finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    ...and whiskey flopped all over the place

    a great night and simultaneously the most humiliating of my life

  2. #2
    There will be plaster kNIOKAS's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2007
    Posts
    5,717

    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    good story.

  3. #3
    NBA lottery pick IcanzIIravor's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    I walk the earth Kung Fu style
    Posts
    5,555

    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    Quote Originally Posted by RidonKs
    ...and whiskey flopped all over the place

    a great night and simultaneously the most humiliating of my life
    We need details.

  4. #4
    NBA Legend pauk's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2010
    Posts
    17,513

    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place


  5. #5
    rank sentamentalist
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    goodbyecruelworld
    Posts
    16,522

    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    it was just a classic case of whiskey d*ck. it's been 8-9 months now and i got plastered without realizing i had a chance in hell... and when the time came, i came up short.

    she's sleeping two walls away but i don't think she'd appreciate me snapping nude pics with my cell phone in the middle of the night. but if you really want proof, well, i can show you pictures of the important part of the story if you really want.

  6. #6
    NBA lottery pick IcanzIIravor's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    I walk the earth Kung Fu style
    Posts
    5,555

    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    Quote Originally Posted by RidonKs
    it was just a classic case of whiskey d*ck. it's been 8-9 months now and i got plastered without realizing i had a chance in hell... and when the time came, i came up short.

    she's sleeping two walls away but i don't think she'd appreciate me snapping nude pics with my cell phone in the middle of the night. but if you really want proof, well, i can show you pictures of the important part of the story if you really want.
    The whiskey? Makers Mark?

  7. #7
    Quality? Jasi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Where the Rooster first crowed
    Posts
    5,697

    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    Are you using some sort of slang? Or maybe my English got very rusty, because I really cannot understand what happened.

  8. #8
    NBA lottery pick IcanzIIravor's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Location
    I walk the earth Kung Fu style
    Posts
    5,555

    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    [IMG][/IMG]
    Quote Originally Posted by Jasi
    Are you using some sort of slang? Or maybe my English got very rusty, because I really cannot understand what happened.
    Basically he drank too much and this happened:


  9. #9
    Quality? Jasi's Avatar
    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Where the Rooster first crowed
    Posts
    5,697

    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    Ugh, that's bad.
    Well I guess at least you might have had a laugh out of it

    Pics of the girl are needed though, not necessarily the private ones

  10. #10
    rank sentamentalist
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    goodbyecruelworld
    Posts
    16,522

    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    i was laughing the whole way through, it at least makes me feel comfortable to comment on it instead of staying frustratingly silent the whole time. and sure that's a giant turnoff for her but f*ck it if i'm not happy why should she be

    edit: eh **** that the guilt is too much
    Last edited by RidonKs; 04-27-2012 at 07:53 AM.

  11. #11
    Decent college freshman
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Posts
    2,466

    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    No one cares about the story, get pics of her somehow. It doesn't have to be of her now in the next room but im sure you can get on her facebook.

  12. #12
    Hi, how are you? Lebowsky's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2007
    Posts
    4,800

    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    She definitely looks good, nice job. I'd say don't sweat it too much, shit like that happens. It's happened to me before too, and the girl still gave me a second chance. It's embarrassing as **** when it happens, but many girls will understand it's just due to inebriation and will want to give it another try.

  13. #13
    7-time NBA All-Star Dasher's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Posts
    12,360

    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    But I thought Ridonks was ______. I am confused.

  14. #14
    ISH's Negro Historian L.Kizzle's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2006
    Location
    Houston, TX -
    Posts
    41,037

    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    Did you ask her for help or you was just like "fck it" it is what it it?

  15. #15
    Not airballing my layups anymore KingOfTheJokes's Avatar
    Join Date
    Aug 2009
    Location
    Aberdeen
    Posts
    147

    Default Re: finally got a good looking girl back to my place

    You sure you couldn't get it up because of the whiskey or because you prefer cocks?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •