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    Default Do you put lotion on your Ding-a-Ling after you shower?

    I know this might be a strange question, but something happen to me today that got me thinking about it. Before I went to work today my wife jerked me off with lotion when I got out the shower. She had to apply more lotion a few times to keep it nice and slippery. Anyway, I just got up to take a piss and my d1ck had a nice healthy looking shine to it. I kinda like the way it looks.

    I never put lotion on my manhood after a shower in the past, but I think I might have to add that to the routine.

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    Default Re: Do you put lotion on your Ding-a-Ling after you shower?

    Why she didn't just give you head???

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    Default Re: Do you put lotion on your Ding-a-Ling after you shower?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheReal Kendall
    Why she didn't just give you head???
    Because I asked her to jerk me off.....it takes longer for me to c[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]m when I get head and I didn't have the time.

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    Default Re: Do you put lotion on your Ding-a-Ling after you shower?

    Quote Originally Posted by Chuckbrook
    Because I asked her to jerk me off.....it takes longer for me to c[COLOR="Black"]u[/COLOR]m when I get head and I didn't have the time.

    -Brook


    head > jerking it though.


    Also the lotion will make your dick smooth. Women like that shit. Well your wife would enjoy it more when you raw dog

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    Default Re: Do you put lotion on your Ding-a-Ling after you shower?

    if i did i'd just jerk off.

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    Default Re: Do you put lotion on your Ding-a-Ling after you shower?

    I do yes. Everytime I shave down there which is every 3-4 days afterwards I'll put some of this all on...


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    Default Re: Do you put lotion on your Ding-a-Ling after you shower?

    I prefer baby oil though.

    ^Do you use a razor to shave down there?

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    Default Re: Do you put lotion on your Ding-a-Ling after you shower?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheReal Kendall
    I prefer baby oil though.

    ^Do you use a razor to shave down there?
    Yes, actually two razors. I use a Gilette Power ProGlide, then I'll use a regular single blade afterwards for any spare hairs or detailing so to say.




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    Default Re: Do you put lotion on your Ding-a-Ling after you shower?

    You're a brave one. I'm too scared to use razors down there. I just use clippers. I'm thinking about letting it grow out cause it itches like hell when it grows back.

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    Default Re: Do you put lotion on your Ding-a-Ling after you shower?

    Quote Originally Posted by Meticode
    I do yes. Everytime I shave down there which is every 3-4 days afterwards I'll put some of this all on...

    There's this lady I use to go see that shaves you down there and jerks you off afterwards, she uses this same stuff. It's a very pleasant experience.

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    Default Re: Do you put lotion on your Ding-a-Ling after you shower?

    Quote Originally Posted by BrainDead
    There's this lady I use to go see that shaves you down there and jerks you off afterwards, she uses this same stuff. It's a very pleasant experience.
    Sounds like fun

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    Default Re: Do you put lotion on your Ding-a-Ling after you shower?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheReal Kendall
    You're a brave one. I'm too scared to use razors down there. I just use clippers. I'm thinking about letting it grow out cause it itches like hell when it grows back.
    The itching was a big issue when I first started shaving down there. I used to shave completely bald down there, then over time I felt having at least a little hair was more masculine feeling/looking, the wife agrees at least with me on that.

    Anyway, the itching part after completely shaving bald lasted the first week or two, but at least for me my skin got used to it and I get very little irritation down there anymore. The biggest things are making sure your wear good fitting underwear (I personally use boxer briefs) and shower at least once per day. I think letting go every other day inhibits bacteria and sweat to fester too much.

    I remember when I first started shaving with a razor at 17. I was scared as hell. I think it took me like 30 minutes just to get completely bald. Over time you learn tricks to make it easier and now it's just like shaving my face. The biggest help I found over the years is shave in the morning right when you have wood. The tight skin is so much easier to shave (especially the scrotum), and at least give yourself 2-3 minutes in the warm shower before doing so, so the hairs get moist and soften up.

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    Default Re: Do you put lotion on your Ding-a-Ling after you shower?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheReal Kendall
    You're a brave one. I'm too scared to use razors down there. I just use clippers. I'm thinking about letting it grow out cause it itches like hell when it grows back.
    Yeah, that shit does itch. I always used clippers, but when I went to that lady she used a vibrating razor, which felt great, but itched like hell when it was growing back. I had to make her start using the clippers. I wasn't even there for the shave anyway, just the happy ending.

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    Default Re: Do you put lotion on your Ding-a-Ling after you shower?

    Quote Originally Posted by TheReal Kendall


    head > jerking it though.


    Also the lotion will make your dick smooth. Women like that shit. Well your wife would enjoy it more when you raw dog
    I totally agree!!

    -Brook

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    Default Re: Do you put lotion on your Ding-a-Ling after you shower?

    Captain Chin-strap shaves his pubes with multiple razors every 3 to 4 days. Let that sink in boys.

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