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Old 01-17-2018, 02:42 PM   #1
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Default New Year, New Me, New Gym Members

This week is officially the start of the New Year New Me movement at the gym. Post the funny gym members that has at least one in every gym

Karate guy- The guy in between sets that likes to do karate moves on the machines. Join a dojo dude!

Improvise guy- He'll figure out several different ways to use a machine, except the proper way

Gym Star- Wears the brand names, with matching converse, and a Yankees cap. More concerned about how he looks than actually working out
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Old 01-17-2018, 03:07 PM   #2
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Girls who spend half an hour on the squat rack doing shit
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Old 01-17-2018, 03:20 PM   #3
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The socialite- the guy or girl who spends more time fist bumping and talking to people rather than actually exercising. The worst of them not caring if they are occupying a bench/machine while they are socializing.
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Old 01-17-2018, 04:28 PM   #4
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The invisible dude.

Me.
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Old 01-17-2018, 04:31 PM   #5
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The improvise guys are the ones I can't stand tbh. Karate guy I can because.. Why can't you practice your craft in a gym? It shouldn't be specialized for weight lifting or cardio.

The teens that go in there and try to lift triple their body weight on the machines are hilarious.
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Old 01-17-2018, 04:46 PM   #6
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the groups who hog up the squat racks and/or other machines .. 3-4 guys using it at the same time ..especially the squat rack .. 4 guys squatting is gonna take forever .. pretty much eliminates anyone else using it for a long ass time ..

and the folks who go to socialize and stand around in the way .. the other day these 3 dickheads were planted smack in the middle of a 'walkway' area in a circle talking like they own the place .. well anyways, all that used to bother me but it is what it is .. people will socialize wherever they're gathered .. just gotta go at the times it's not too full
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Old 01-17-2018, 04:58 PM   #7
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Invest in a home gym fellas. Nothing beats that, unless you can afford Equinox.
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Old 01-17-2018, 05:00 PM   #8
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Invest in a home gym fellas. Nothing beats that, unless you can afford Equinox.

yeah this .. I've come close a couple times now to doing it in the garage but held off but it is the ideal setup .. you don't need all that much .. squat rack, bar, bench .. some dumbbells to start .. and then you can expand it later on if you want
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Old 01-17-2018, 05:22 PM   #9
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Guys who curl/shoulder press in the squat rack
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Old 01-17-2018, 06:03 PM   #10
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Guys who curl/shoulder press in the squat rack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvElWw6gefs
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Old 01-17-2018, 06:19 PM   #11
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people who spend more time judging and ranting about it on an online message board, than working out
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Old 01-17-2018, 07:37 PM   #12
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people who spend more time judging and ranting about it on an online message board, than working out
People who don't work out
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Old 01-17-2018, 07:39 PM   #13
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People who don't work out
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Old 01-17-2018, 08:54 PM   #14
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More reminder of why I work out at home tbh

Fvck people haha
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Old 01-18-2018, 08:40 PM   #15
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I try not to be the guy who looks at the women employees but goddamn it im a man. I walk in the gym today and theres one of the employees wearing the hottest leggings my gawd.
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