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    Default does size matter?

    I'm thinking about moving to a new place, a bigger one, I was wondering should I, even though i don't use half of my current place already and there will be even more empty space in the new place. Also, does pen1s size matter?

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    Default Re: does size matter?

    Yes.

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    Default Re: does size matter?

    ask a realtor if sq footage 'matters'

    then ask a woman (who isn't your GF) if dick size matters


    both will say probably 'yes'

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    Default Re: does size matter?

    Quote Originally Posted by riseagainst
    I'm thinking about moving to a new place, a bigger one, I was wondering should I, even though i don't use half of my current place already and there will be even more empty space in the new place. Also, does pen1s size matter?
    dude size always matter. i mean even if you're shoving more than half of it in the uterus where the girl doesn't even appreciate it, she would always acknowledge it. maybe you could have stored her extra shit in that extra room. or maybe that extra bit of size could be where her friend could have stayed when she came over for the night and got too drunk to drive back home. that way she could have felt a little bit cooler. maybe you having extra size could have encouraged her to brag about it to her friends during them during them 'oh so personal conversations' between her and her friends so that she feels superior and much more satisfied than her friends whose boyfriend only owns a 1 bedroom apt. maybe you having a bigger place means you have more of that thing that all girls like - money.

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    Default Re: does size matter?

    BBC on deck... Salute me

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    Default Re: does size matter?

    Quote Originally Posted by #number6ix#
    BBC on deck... Salute me
    Plz send me a pic to confirm or i shall make fun of you.

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    Default Re: does size matter?

    If you have a birthmark on your face then size definitely matters

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    Quote Originally Posted by hateraid
    If you have a birthmark on your face then size definitely matters
    omg that's so mean.



    but it's true.

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    Default Re: does size matter?

    do they make different size dildos?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeThat
    do they make different size dildos?
    yes. i know from personal usage experience.

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    Default Re: does size matter?

    Quote Originally Posted by GimmeThat
    do they make different size dildos?
    well there are 3 sizes

    God

    Oh My God

    and

    Oh My God my anus just prolapsed.

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