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NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
Which way do you slant?
I can't sleep Nd I have a nightlight close to my head, and I kid you not, I've been looking at my d!ck for like 2 hours wondering my d!ck slants left when erect.
Why? How? What the hell happened? How do I make it straight?
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NBA All-star
Re: Which way do you slant?
Originally Posted by Fudge
I can't sleep Nd I have a nightlight close to my head, and I kid you not, I've been looking at my d!ck for like 2 hours wondering my d!ck slants left when erect.
Why? How? What the hell happened? How do I make it straight?
stop looking at your mother while she sleeps, that will make your dick flaccid again, and thereby straight
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I rule the local playground
Re: Which way do you slant?
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NBA Legend and Hall of Famer
Re: Which way do you slant?
Originally Posted by tomtucker
stop looking at your mother while she sleeps, that will make your dick flaccid again, and thereby straight
Stop trolling for once, idiot. Is it due to the motion of my stroking technique? I stroke my c0ck with my left hand. But it's not like I pull it to the left when erect, I stroke with a totally straightforward motion. Can I change this if I start *********ing with my right hand?
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Re: Which way do you slant?
Originally Posted by Fudge
I can't sleep Nd I have a nightlight close to my head, and I kid you not, I've been looking at my d!ck for like 2 hours wondering my d!ck slants left when erect.
Why? How? What the hell happened? How do I make it straight?
Because that's the way it rests in your shorts dummy.
Was your noodle dick raw from admiring all the reps from your retarded network of internet friends you think actually consider you worthy of attention? You're a deluded beta with no friends.
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