Chachi's 32 Bars (an ISH classic)

[Chachi-in-Charge]

I posted this in Cool's thread but that place is deader than dead so I thought I dropped some bombs here on all you ISH heads:

Check one Check two,

My name's Chachi in the place to be
I got skills and I kills the sucka MCs
Don't ever ever ever fock with me
step to the Chach and get h-u-r-t

I'll beat down a poster and sometimes just for fun
I took GoBB with a metaphor and Sizzle with a Pun
I b*tch slapped Ced, the b*tch from down un
Now I got little GeeWiz cryin on the run

Chachi is in charge, no doubt about that
I drop dope rhymes like Kwajo dropped fat
I beat KBlaze with a baseball bat
I sprayed Hateraid with some rat a tat tat

So many punks on one message board
I made Adamcz deaf with a B-flat chord
I pwned Thorpe so bad, he thought I was the Lord
Yall tryin to get laid, but Chach already scored

I poked Stefan-TMac in his One Good Eye
I dissed the Mamba so hard Kobe24 screamed 'why?'
AKADS got mad drunk, and I got mad high
Then I dropped so many bombs XxNeXuSxX had to cry

My points are exclamated like Mariodeathgrip
I'll argue with SaKf and tear him a new strip
Y'all pass gas, when Chachi lets it rip
y'all catch a buzz while Chachi likes to trip

Im not an Emo puss-E like the boy Timmeh
Im not a freakin bender like the dad that's gay
I'll shag your long flies like Willy 'say hey'
I'll shag your girlie too cuz the Chach dont play

Im shocking the world, and have mad suitors
I leave people lookin dumb, like H&O at hooters
I push Harleys while y'all rock scooters
two in the pink and one in the cooter

[hotsizzle]

whats your original ish name?

[bigboi_baller]

decent stuff

[Darsh]

haha.

i was expecting the biggest piece of amateur ****. And thats exactly what it was. BUT it was still funny. It had its moments.

[TMacsOneGoodEye]

haha.

[Darsh]

Heres where i actually laughed out loud:

Check one Check two

I took GoBB with a metaphor and Sizzle with a Pun

I dissed the Mamba so hard Kobe24 screamed 'why?'

My points are exclamated like Mariodeathgrip

two in the pink and one in the cooter

[saKf]

I'll argue with SaKf and tear him a new strip

*sharpens knife*

The mariodeathgrip line is the funniest one.

[WADE MONEY]

I've got a knife and the knife is sharp.

[saKf]

I've got a knife and the knife is sharp.

Ha! Memories.

In related news, your chances of creating a classic topic drop by about 93% when you put the word "classic" in the title.

[i seen hippos]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=58y9LZnsNI8

[JtotheIzzo]

In related news, your chances of creating a classic topic drop by about 93% when you put the word "classic" in the title.

Classic

[XxNeXuSxX]

I poked Stefan-TMac in his One Good Eye
I dissed the Mamba so hard Kobe24 screamed 'why?'
AKADS got mad drunk, and I got mad high
Then I dropped so many bombs XxNeXuSxX had to cry
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I don't follow but I laughed anyway.

[A Roc 23]

My points are exclamated like Mariodeathgrip

Amazing.

That is actually funny and well written.

[B-Low]

Chachi is in charge, no doubt about that
I drop dope rhymes like Kwajo dropped fat
I beat KBlaze with a baseball bat
I sprayed Hateraid with some rat a tat tat

[hateraid]

Why do you want to spray me with rat a tat a tat? I like you