Nikoloz Tskitishvili Signs With The Los Angeles Clippers - WTF?

[Rake2204]

Wait.

WAT?!??

How could a Euro bust mess things up with you and a girl??

Spent months in summer of 2002 trying to court this beautiful Lebanese-American tennis pro and future engineering student at U of M. Way out of my league. Somehow gained the inside edge over all other dudes, kind of a There's Something About Mary situation.

Had a party at her house. All other dudes thirsty, but she's giving me these cute looks and knowing glances. I'm on the verge of achieving the impossible.

We play a game where we have to think of famous people with specific initials (ex: For B.R., someone could say Bert Reynolds). We play a few rounds and I dominate. I feel like my pop culture knowledge has to be turning her on.

N.T. pops up as an initial set. Could have just said Nate Thurmond. Decide to drop the mic. No one has anything for N.T., but I do.

"Nikoloz Tskitishvili," I say.

Silence. I'm pretty she's about to take me right then and there. Suddenly, one of her dude friends, who looked like a 5'9'' Wang ZhiZhi, steps up and says, "Nah, I'm pretty sure his name starts with "S".

I could play it cool and let it slide. I don't. We go back and forth. Things get really weird. He finally relents, but the damage has been done. She never looks at me the same.

Kept it real. Things went wrong. Nikoloz Tskitishvili earned a mortal enemy that night.

[iznogood]

Awesome story. Too bad it didn't happen a couple of years later - googling his name would be easier than having an argument with a midget Asian.

I imagined you tried to hit on a girl and she would choose him instead, but this was even better.

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wow as a 3x Euroleague MVP he might be able to add something to this team

[Human Error]

He has been dominating the Lebanon league. I hope he sticks this time.

[Hamtaro CP3KDKG]

Doc Rivers ladies and gentlemen.

He owes all of his success to Thibodeau and KG.

He might be a worse GM than MJ.