Fellas, what's your go-to dish you make the ladies?

[SpecialQue]

Step one: chop up a couple of hot dogs
Step two: lightly brown them in a pan
Step three: drop a Top Ramen brick in boiling water until ramen is al dente. Flavor pack is optional.
Step four: strain the ramen and place it on a large plate
Step five: add cooked hot dogs to the ramen
Step six: squirt Heinz ketchup on top (to taste) and mix in thoroughly
Optional step seven: add Kraft cheese slices on top and let melt

Spaghetti, bitches.

[rufuspaul]

Cooking for the opposite sex can be a great experience. Like Kizzle said it gets the chick back to your place. It's intimate and sensual. And chicks love it when you pamper them. A little wine to help grease the wheels so to speak, and unless you totally suck at cooking you both will enjoy a nice meal, some nice conversation and some bedroom exercise afterwards.

I had this dish on Sat. Cobia with mussels and calamari in a tomato-based sauce. I'm gonna try and duplicate it at home this weekend.



Of course you should find out her likes/dislikes, allergies and so forth. Also start with something simple that you're familiar with so you don't screw it up the first time. Later on if the relationship progresses you can get a little more experimental (in more ways than one!).

[DaHeezy]

so what's the count now, kizzle? 2,000 dumbasses and a single person who once heard something about cooking from an ancient cookbook once upon a time?

let's just clear it out for better or worse: nobody on ISH knows the slightest thing about cooking except for one or two dumbasses who once read something about the matter in an ancient jackass-text, from the depths of the tigris and euphrates.

every single one of you is a total idiot, and that's just stating a fact. (sorry for the reality)

This

It's like the amazing race for who can get the corniest punchline in

No wonder alot of you can't get dates. Before I met my wife I used to cook her up meals all the time. Fact is in today's world women don't inherit cooking skills. Hell, I'd rather eat my own cooking befote my wife learned. And when I did cook for her she fell for me instantly. Remember women like to be lavished just as much as we do. And after that great meal, where she reciprocates is far better than a woman cooking you food.

[rufuspaul]

Before I met my wife I used to cook her up meals all the time.

That's pretty amazing. Did you then freeze the meals and heat them back up once you met?

[RaininTwos]

so what's the count now, kizzle? 2,000 dumbasses and a single person who once heard something about cooking from an ancient cookbook once upon a time?

let's just clear it out for better or worse: nobody on ISH knows the slightest thing about cooking except for one or two dumbasses who once read something about the matter in an ancient jackass-text, from the depths of the tigris and euphrates.

every single one of you is a total idiot, and that's just stating a fact. (sorry for the reality)

what the fvck are you talking about?

I nominate this for douchiest post of 2012.

LOL @ RUFUS.

I make a killer five cheese lasagna too.

[DonDadda59]

Later on if the relationship progresses you can get a little more experimental (in more ways than one!).

Just so there's no confusion- you are talking about @nal right?

[Rake2204]

My taste in food has been relatively arrested throughout my life. As such, it's one of my least knowledgeable "normal person" categories. I really don't know the first thing about cooking real food. I'm great with breakfast foods but again, that's the most basic of the basic.

However, I've been able to make it work, because a number of the women I've known have liked the novel approach of cooking breakfast for dinner. It's clearly not something that can pulled off night after night, but I have to say, it's worked pretty well. It seems relatively unique to me and I think they appreciate that (though I'm sure they'd appreciate real food too). Then again, even if I end up not wanting to go the dorky route of cooking breakfast for dinner, breakfast for breakfast the next day seems to go over well. They like that too.

[brownmamba00]

Sounds like a big sean line to be honest.

[DaHeezy]

You're talking about sex aren't you? You dirty old dog.

I meant she takes me fishing

[rufuspaul]

Just so there's no confusion- you are talking about @nal right?

Of course.

[rufuspaul]

I just googled "sex and food" and came across these images.

[nathanjizzle]

seafood spagetti.

a black mans version of seafood pasta.

[KDTrey5]

the only meal being made is by the lady or the chef

[niko]

at the dumbass who thinks no one can cook. Are you 12?

I think pasta is the easiest way to go. You also can get a lot of the individual ingredients pre made to make things a bit easier. And for everyone saying "I DONT COOK THATS A WOMANS THING BLAH BLAH" nothing that gets a women into the house for a date is a bad thing.

[CelticBaller]

mah dick