I got smacked in the face today at Subway...

[Legend of Josh]

OK so I was getting lunch today at Subway and there was this semi-hot def cute girl in front of me and there was a line so I started conversing with her. Long story short, we chatted about just basic BS slightly flirty more so in body language not verbiage but I was feeling froggy so when she was next in line to order the Subway woman asked what sub she wanted and she said "I'll have Roasted Chicken Breast" ... the Subway woman said 6inch or footlong and LOL ... then I said "she'll have my 6 inch, and I'll have her breasts." ...

just very casually but funny like... and the bit*h smacked the shit out of me and proceeded to order her shit.



I feel pretty embarrassed.

[Loneshot]

[GOBB]

So you ordered a sammich from Subway and while in line you fabricated a story in your head then chuckled. So as you are devouring your sammich you decided to tell us what went on in your head. Only we're to believe it really happened. Ok.

[KingBeasley08]

[franchise#3]

[Legend of Josh]

So you ordered a sammich from Subway and while in line you fabricated a story in your head then chuckled. So as you are devouring your sammich you decided to tell us what went on in your head. Only we're to believe it really happened. Ok.

Actually asshole, I'm just really crazy and iLL in RL like that. I didn't lie about anything I said. That's exactly how it happened. Just because you're a bit*h made tool in RL, doesn't mean everyone else is.

Step your game up, son.

[Stuckey]

lol cant believe u said that near someone u just met

[Jailblazers7]

The joke is worth it. I'll have to keep that in mind because there is a Subway on campus that I eat at a lot lol.

Except my story will end up with me and her ****ing in the bathroom of course.

[Hawker]

Haha...thats pretty funny. That joke is hit or miss for sure.

[GOBB]

Actually asshole, I'm just really crazy and iLL in RL like that. I didn't lie about anything I said. That's exactly how it happened. Just because you're a bit*h made tool in RL, doesn't mean everyone else is.

Step your game up, son.

No you're not. The story is made up. Its like you coloring in your bald spot. Might fool people but not me.

[Legend of Josh]

No you're not. The story is made up. Its like you coloring in your bald spot. Might fool people but not me.

I have nothing to prove to you assholes. That's exactly how it went down. If anyone is crazy enough to do shit like that it'd be me. You all don't have to be jelly b/c I have the biggest balls 'round here. Tough cookies guys.

[rufuspaul]

Except my story will end up with me and her ****ing in the bathroom of course.

[mmsupra]

if this was real,

[Legend of Josh]

On days when I'm hungover as shit, I tend to be a silly goose throughout the day. I can't believe I did it either. Oh wait, yes I can. I'm Josh. Josh is just RL i-LL like that.

I mean seriously guys, what's the worst that could happen from a situation like that? Oh, I got the shit smacked out of me. I deserved it. It was funny as hell though, and well worth it now that I'm looking back at it and seeing how GOBB is super jelly of my RL realness.

It's OK GOBB... you can still be my e-ga.

[Skywalker]

LOJ = Ish's charlie sheen?