The Machine is back!

[theaussieguy]

is he still ****ing sharapova?

Sharapova must have a thing for scrubs because shes now getting filled to the brim with the *** of a scrub Tennis player Dimitrov. At least hes good looking though, no homo.

[Nets fan 93]

i liked him on the nets a few years back. Forgot about him though. Gotta love his nickname he gave himself

[The_Yearning]

Sharapova must have a thing for scrubs because shes now getting filled to the brim with the *** of a scrub Tennis player Dimitrov. At least hes good looking though, no homo.

Sharapova and Dimitrov have broken up.

I just think Sharapova wants a dude who is taller than her (but he has to be Euro).

[artificial]

One of the most annoying shooting scrubs that had some finals success. I compare him with Damon Jones and this year's Matthew Dellavedova.

[Nets fan 93]

This never gets old: http://youtu.be/YTyReubo_FY

[triangleoffense]

LA needs to pickup right now! So alpha

[Rooster]

i liked him on the nets a few years back. Forgot about him though. Gotta love his nickname he gave himself

It was Stu Lantz who gave him that nickname Sasha was always automatic at practice but it was not until 2008 when he finally do it in real games hence getting that nickname.

[gilalizard]

As men, we are all shamed that this scrubby man-baby ever bagged Sharapova.

We must do better.

[SpecialQue]

This is the only machine OP knows about: