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Old 11-13-2013, 08:53 PM   #1
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Arrow the pain and pop was supposed to be legendary satisfaction

had the most painful pimple inside my ear for last few days. so painful i didnt like to sleep on my side or wear earbuds.

today i got home, took some pics with my phone to see what im dealing with... apparently it had developed a head that i could pop (as opposed to be completely subcutaneous). it was REALLY deep inside my ear so i knew i would be able to pinch it, but i knew i could aply pressure to the general area and explode that thing.


knew it was going to be the most painful ear experience of my life but i was so excited for the puss from the pop. plus it was inside my ear so i knew i would HEAR the pop. the pain would be perfect.


but it didnt pop, rather it just leaked profusely. mix of puss and blood. so not a nice chunk of semi-solid puss that you can roll around in your fingers, but rather a stream of puss and blood that i had to use a kleenex to even see.


so lame.
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Old 11-13-2013, 08:55 PM   #2
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Wow. I've read this 7 times so far, and each time it just gets better and better. Bookmarked.
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Old 11-13-2013, 09:01 PM   #3
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Make sure your phone line is clear, I imagine movie execs will be contacting you shortly about obtaining the right to this one
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Old 11-13-2013, 09:06 PM   #4
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Was I the only one expecting to see a story of lost virginity?
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Old 11-13-2013, 09:11 PM   #5
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Didn't know it was possible to get a pimple inside your ear.

The hell are you guys eating? Cut back on the vegetable oils and sugar my man.
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