You bought your first car (family car doesnt count)? 16. It was a hoopty. I got my first new car at 20, but it was a lease, so I didn't really buy it.
First kiss? No idea? Like a "real" kiss? Maybe like 12?
Cooked an entire meal for more than just you? Not exactly sure. I used to cook for me and my lil brother fairly often when we were young, I'm gonna go head and say like 10/11?
watched an R rated movie? No idea. I'm sure I saw em before this, but I specifically remember watching Species at my dads house when it came out. I had to be like 9 then probably?
watched a porno? 12. I remember me and my friends finding a big box of them in the alley behind the video store in like the 7th grade. So we took a bunch of course. I even remember the name of one of em, it was Rollerbabes.
jerked it? Probably 12, shortly after finding the box of pornos.
Ate a *****? I've never eaten asterisks.
got drunk? 12/13. I think the first time was the summer between 7th and 8th grade
Drank whiskey? 12/13. Although back then it wasn't easy to get, so I remember siphoning some from a couple different bottles and mixing them to terrible results.
Drank wine? Probably like 18 or 19?
Tried weed? 12/13 again
Smoked a blunt? 12/13
Smoked a bong? 12/13
Tried cigs? 12/13 (damn I was a bad kid)
Tried acid/E/Shrooms? 16. Never taken E pills though
Tried coke/crack/meth? I think I tried blow at like 18. Crack and meth, never have, and never plan on it.
Tried H? Never. I don't like needles.
Tried Pill popping? Probably 18, Vicodin/opiates, though it was prescribed to me cuz I had busted up my knee.
Flew in a plane? Young. Maybe like 6?
Visited another state? I used to go to Memphis every summer for a family reunion kinda deal, I think I first went when I was like 3.
Visited another country? I've only been to Canada. Which really doesn't even count cuz it's only Windsor, and I used to live like 3 minutes from the bridge.
Saw the ocean? Maybe like 8?
Saw Snow? Probably about 6 months after I was born.
Saw a mountain? No idea?
Saw a girl naked (not a pic)? Full nudity? Probably 15. Titties, 12.
stopped growing taller? I'd like to think I haven't. But realistically probably 18?
Ate sushi/raw flesh? 20.
Played your first video game? No idea? I had an original Nintendo and then got a Genesis, so somewhere in the early 90's.
One night stand? I think 19.
Cheated on your GF? That's a gray area. I don't really consider it cheating if we're not "exclusive" and "official" and whatever whatever. Or maybe I just try to justify it that way cuz I'm an asshole?
Tried ****? Is that an-al? Well there was this one time in prison, but I didn't like it...