How do I redeem myself after getting arrested...

[imlmf]

prisonbreak and rape the warden

[ZeN]

[B]I'm considering writing a short story about the coming of age tale of the pyromaniac called Greg.

It will show his evolution as an arsonist and how his childhood was filled with deplorable things that made him become the fiend that he became.

Im curiously considering having Shan-El have a cameo as a sexual suitor.

A recurring theme in the story will involve the infamous sacrificial burning of the birdhouse. However, finally it will be revealed how the event was a ceremonial act to H

[Colin Cowherd]

Gregory is a MEATBALL.

[GhostDeini32]

do your probation and don't **** around anymore.

its that simple.

[Enigmatism]

As Jim Carrey said in "Liar Liar":

"STOP BREAKIN THE LAW A--HOLE!"

[Riddler]

[hayden695]

However many months later and this thread still gets to me

[Riddler]

However many months later and this thread still gets to me

Greatest thread of 2010... I still til this day.




But I love how GreatGreg's arm is behind his head in the poster but yet some how he's able to hold a match in front of his face with the same hand!

[lilojmayo]

Greatest thread of 2010... I still til this day.




But I love how GreatGreg's arm is behind his head in the poster but yet some how he's able to hold a match in front of his face with the same hand!

it is up there for sure. Can't help but chuckle

[momo]

Pure genius.

[Done_And_Done]

Some have been point fingers at the supposed end of days but I think we all know who's really behind this recent oddity of birds dropping dead from the sky...

GREGORY NOOOOO!!!!!

[momo]

ah, yes. stage two of the ungrateful delinquent's thought process has arrived right on time. screw guilt!

next stage: revenge

here, you can take the wuss way out and put burning dog shit on the 'old shit's' door. or you can man up and bash some mailboxes. even better since you aren't old enough to drive, steal a car to really prove who's the boss.

I have to say, looking back on this thread, this is the post that altered the course of the thread from "pretty good fun in the OTC" to " ISH all time classic"

Revenge. Adding that to the mix = eventual timeless classic.

[RedBlackAttack]

Greg's obsession with fire and things that burn has reached an unprecedented level.

Check it.

....I think it is time for an intervention.

[thebirdman]

Greg's obsession with fire and things that burn has reached an unprecedented level.

Check it.

....I think it is time for an intervention.

that kid is straight ballin'

[-playmaker-]

Greg's obsession with fire and things that burn has reached an unprecedented level.

Check it.

....I think it is time for an intervention.

that is unreal...WOW @ gay kids...


some of the comments are pretty funny...

"I think I'm puttin this in my ... *don't say butt, don't say butt, don't say butt* ... room"

Such a refined, well-spoken boy. It's a shame that if he goes to a public school that he's going to get the shit kicked out of him.