How to be ALPA!

[Theoo]

"In social animals, the alpha is the individual in the community with the highest rank. Male or female individuals or both can be alphas, depending on their species. "

hello ish hoop . let be real here i see many peoples he re are jelous of alpa poster the say thing like " wow that stupid to be alpa i dont care that i beta i happy to be beta" . now lets be fk-** real no one is happy to be beta nd you want to bef k** alpa dont fk** lie to yourself stupid motherfker . no it not possible that everone is alpa but your on the best basketballs forum on the world and tat pretty alpa so many peoples here can be alpa the just have not work for it.

Rules #1 DONT NOT EVER LOSE TO A NBA2K GAME AGAINST GIRL these is the bigges alpa rule that i can tell to you if your have lose to a girl in nba2k im osrrey i cant not help to you

Rules #2 dont give fk** : comone men to many peoples give fk** what the poitn to give fk** when you can not give fk** i swear god evertime i make a post i dont give fk** peoples many time say i should kill to myself and i say to them i dont give fk**

Rules #3 dont be marry : that most retart thign you can do be marry and slaves to a girl how you can be a slave and alpa ? no when you meet a girl you fk** to her ass and vagine and when you *** you tell them get fk** out here

Rules #4 fk** a many girl if you only fk ** a girl 1 time a week your not gone be alpa

Rules #5 dont be realgm poster : realgm poster are horse jerkign retart non brain poster scum to the universe fk** there ass and fk** there mother . if your realgm poster you well NEVER be alpa

Rules #6 get muscle to be alpa you need have muscles and abs

Rules #7 play basketballs

Rules #8 listen to bustinbytches

Rules #9 dont be nauruprude

Rules #10 never cried thees can make you look VERY beta if you cry you got try lie that some thing go to your eye or that you have cancer it might be to late many girl well not want to have a dickes to there vagine that have cry all the time

if you folloow all these rule i guarantee your well be on road to be alpa male an dmany girls wel lwant have sex to you and you well maybe be millionare but you cant not be alpa overnight

[Shade8780]

Rules #5 dont be realgm poster : realgm poster are horse jerkign retart non brain poster scum to the universe fk** there ass and fk** there mother . if your realgm poster you well NEVER be alpa

There goes Jameer.

[Done_And_Done]

Words to live by right here fellas. Thanks for explaining the code Theoo...

Cheers...

[Trollsmasher]

[RightToCensor]

1/10 Try Again.

[Mr. Jabbar]

ill do my best theo

[ArbitraryWater]

Theoo I won't ever be as alpha as you, but I have long gone accepted that fact

[nathanjizzle]

thanks theoo. if im ever as alpha as you, my girlfriend would break up with me, and i would cry and make a song about it.

[magic chiongson]

http://youtu.be/NmcPSXDZ1Uo

[MMM]

damn i'm 80% Alpha never would have thought

[NZStreetBaller]

So basically to be an ALPHA you have to be a steroid up muscle bound asshole who is so insecure he couldn't bare even let a girl win on 2k even just to make her feel better, never get married (you can be married and be in control btw) die alone... lol if thats the case BETA's represent!!!

[Booz Vivic]

Rules #1 DONT NOT EVER LOSE TO A NBA2K GAME AGAINST GIRL have never played nba2k vs girl

Rules #2 dont give fk** : Sounds like me.

Rules #3 dont be marry : Sounds like me.

Rules #4 fk** a many girl iSounds like me.

Rules #5 dont be realgm poster : Sounds like me.

Rules #6 get muscle tSounds like me.

Rules #7 play basketballs Sounds like me.

Rules #8 listen to bustinbytches

Rules #9 dont be nauruprude Sounds like me.

Rules #10 never cried
70% alpa

[dude77]

Do you have to know how to spell to be an alpha?

[dude77]

'alphas' don't have to think about how to be alpha .. they just are .. either you have it or you don't

[ArbitraryWater]

1/10 Try Again.

Banned for insulting Theoo the Great