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7-time NBA All-Star
I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
What are your qualifications?
Do You have street cred?
Can you provide references?
Are you a military veteran?
List relevant experience.
Do you have any special skills?
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7-time NBA All-Star
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Job Description
A member of a group, gang or entourage whose primary purpose is to carry drugs, usually marijuana. Through this job, the leader of the group has no liability in any potential drug related problems.
Damon Stoudamire should make one of the members of his entourage a weed carrier. That way, if the cops stop the entourage, he will not take the downfall.
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Alpha Tarheel
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Originally Posted by Dasher
What are your qualifications?
Do You have street cred?
Can you provide references?
Are you a military veteran?
List relevant experience.
Do you have any special skills?
20MWM. I'd have your back and I wouldn't sample the merchandise (more of a booze man myself).
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Deity ★ Persona
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
If Jeff would unlock my Sagat account, I'd loan you da muscle homey...
... since you my manz and all ... I got sumfin' fo u until ya boy J$ is out da pen, 1
Slim Charles can take car-dat
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Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Originally Posted by Dasher
Do You have street cred?
may i suggest this man for the job? his street cred is unmatched amongst ISHers. see the following threads for reference:
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44737
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=44941
http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=46445
dude is tough as nails.
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Alpha Tarheel
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Originally Posted by StroShow4
Much more street cred than we could ever hope for.
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Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
My weed carrier will undoubtedly be greater than your weed carrier. I present Virgil:
This is how captains of industry do it.
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Deity ★ Persona
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
OK, I'll admit, good sh*t mang.
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7-time NBA All-Star
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Originally Posted by Looten Plunder
My weed carrier will undoubtedly be greater than your weed carrier. I present Virgil:
This is how captains of industry do it.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Looten Plunder again.
Thank you for showing me the way. I appreciate your guidance Mr. Dibiase.
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7-time NBA All-Star
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
My former carriers:
GoBB:Fired because of his caustic personality and inability to roll a quality cigarillo.
v-unit:Let go for his own safety. He hit the blunt once and was "high" for two weeks.
cartmanclone:Murdered. The case is still unresolved. The streets are pointing to either the 20WM Gang, or the Zionists.
Bean:Promoted to weapons carrier.
J$:Currently doing a bid upstate, for menacing, making terroristic threats, and child endangerment.
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Deity ★ Persona
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
If you can work something out with the DA... and get man mans Sagat off the chains he can surely roll for ya'llz ... that e-ga roll deep on them young'ins out deer
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Alpha Tarheel
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Originally Posted by Dasher
cartmanclone:Murdered. The case is still unresolved. The streets are pointing to either the 20WM Gang, or the Zionists.
Well, 20MWM was trying to take out the whole crew but Cartmanclone was the biggest target.
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Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
whyz j$ banned? i have alwayz thought his postz were funny
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Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
Don't they have to be like 13?
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H.U.M.A.N. World
Re: I Need A New Weed Carrier on ISH(J$ is banned)Apply Within
well you should look for a loser with low self esteem to carry your weed, they do present some problems though:
- cats: will smoke it himself, no street cred
- vacuumboy: will probably try to eat it, or **** it...also no street cred
- cartman: too bad he became a devout muslim, as a blood he wouldve been a good carrier. although you probably only could use him by day. you want to keep an eye on him afterall
- boxer aka baller: probably good carrier but has not e-streetcred. big problem.
- vcdrivesaporsche: give him your weed and he'll give you back a googled image instead. no use.
- tmacyaowhatever: you'd probably see him tryi9ng to sow the weed in his garden. just too dumb
- poseidon: give it to him and he would start a huge discussion an hour later on wether or not you gave it to him in the first place
- SuperboyXX0018: he's probably high on life too. he wont smoke it. little streetcred but you can make him believe anything. earn his thrust and you've got yourself a dedicated carrier. i think he's your guy
Last edited by loot; 10-22-2008 at 04:59 PM.
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