Originally Posted by Riddler
I just want to have sex with a really hot b*tch... that's all I basically want for the most part.
But on a regular basis... not just a few times.
Is that too much to ask for in this life?
It seems like hot girls are everywhere but if that's the case why am I not with any of them... what the f*ck am I doing wrong? I mean... theses single chicks gotta be screwing somebody right? why can't I be that guy?
Why can't I be one of these chick's bedroom buddy without strings attached?
$hit's ridiculous man.
Being naturally funny ( no corny jokes) is probably one of the best characteristics for one to have to get the female.
It helps if you have an actually girl to give you advice ( which I can tell in your case you don't).
One thing you probably know and what she told me personally, this has helped me get a fair share of broads back in my hey day. You have to let the girl your trying to get her, but not make it too obvious ( this is if you don't know for sure ).
An example I have seen before is, one time my friend thought this girl was hot. She was sitting down at a party, then he came up to her and did this dance like dry humping her I guess that's what you would call it. However, he did it in a joking way, so after like 1-2 seconds of it, stopped and was like " I'm just playing, I know you don't want that". Then she said " how do you know". See now he knew that she may or may not want his ****, so he got the guts to entertain that possibility. The rest was history.