finally got a good looking girl back to my place

[Nick Young]

u gey brah?

[Nick Young]

goddamn 9 months, no offense but no wonder you're so angry all the time on here

[Jailblazers7]

Haha it honestly was a friend and not me

[rufuspaul]

These assclowns asking for pics. I'm suprised none of these morons didn't for jumping straight onto ISH to tell the story or call you out for bragging.


I find alcohol keeps the ride going, but doesn't flatten the tire. I guess getting drunk brings out the horny in me. Hopefully you get a second shot, well first in your case. Stick to red wine next time

Great post, 5 stars, would read again.

[RidonKs]

Godspeed young Ridonks!

Is this the same chick from work who you said you'd been obsessing over for months in that emo thread I made?

If so nice work. Well, kinda.

i wish, that dream was dead before i even met that girl, it just sucks it took me so long to figure that out

goddamn 9 months, no offense but no wonder you're so angry all the time on here

im sure theres a connection of some sorts there, though i can come off as an angry d*ck irl too so maybe not

[RaininTwos]

ridonks, your story doesnt even top mine....

moving to canada tomorrow, spent tuesday with the chick that im pretty much in love with and at the end of the day she invites in to her place, we watch a crappy movie on netflix and then i take over.im about to smash for the last time possible in the next eight months and i couldn't stay hard.

she wanted the d so bad she tried literally everything.... my dick just died.

im still depressed and embarrassed.

[DeuceWallaces]

goddamn 9 months, no offense but no wonder you're so angry all the time on here

Yeah, probably be better off making up stories about women so he could come here and try to be "internet cool."

[RidonKs]

ridonks, your story doesnt even top mine....

moving to canada tomorrow, spent tuesday with the chick that im pretty much in love with and at the end of the day she invites in to her place, we watch a crappy movie on netflix and then i take over.im about to smash for the last time possible in the next eight months and i couldn't stay hard.

she wanted the d so bad she tried literally everything.... my dick just died.

im still depressed and embarrassed.

damn man, i feel you. this would have been a million times worse if i had a significant emotional attachment to this chick. thankfully she was just another lay.

f*ck man i've been doing my kegels just like dr money ordered, a shitload of them yesterday before it all went wrong. i'm half wondering if i just tired out my... pubococcygeus muscles? or w/e lol

[ace23]

Did OP post pics then delete them? If so, none of you lames quoted the pics?

[Nick Young]

Yeah, probably be better off making up stories about women so he could come here and try to be "internet cool."

Are you talking about yourself and your imaginary stable long term GF whose bed you leave in order to call starface at 3AM in the morning?

[Bosnian Sajo]

I thought you were gay

[RidonKs]

you aren't the only one

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

u absolutely have to be relaxed man an erection is a stimulatory response after parasympathetic activation and an inhibition of phosphodiestersae.

if shes a classy girl tho she'll keep her lips sealed

[Dasher]

you aren't the only one

I was expecting white text.

[GOBB]

What does the chick do? Jerk you off, pat the back of your head?

Why didnt you just get some dome? If you did and still couldnt get up? What the hell?