godzuki's star wars opinion

[Godzuki]

9/10

the hype was real

butt

jesus do u really need to repeat the same blow up the death star crap?

do u really need to do the father son crap on a balcony again?

really lame how Fin could even swordfight with the jedi for even 2 secs

how the fukk does that droid roll but is connected to the head?

rey is a great actress

star wars needs to stick to brit actors

[verylegit]

bump

U cold

[Dresta]

*gives it 9/10*

*goes on to list a bunch of things that make it a shit film*

[Jar Jar Binks]

*gives it 9/10*

*goes on to list a bunch of things that make it a shit film*

yousa quit hating old man

[Godzuki]

*gives it 9/10*

*goes on to list a bunch of things that make it a shit film*

well with all the hype its getting it should've been at least a 9.5+

it had flaws tho, some stupid lame flaws that didnt have to be there....

calling it 'nostalgia' is being polite. dumb as fukk they repeated the death star shit and even the father son crap on the balcony. be your own fukkin movie.

dumbass han

[rufuspaul]

*gives it 9/10*

*goes on to list a bunch of things that make it a shit film*

I didn't have a problem with the basic retelling of the original story. The old Asian lady (Gozuki's mom) said that history repeats itself and that evil will keep coming back with different names, but it's the same evil. And why not try and build a bigger death star? What else is evil supposed to do?

Don't worry. The next film will be a retelling of The Empire Strikes Back and will be much darker.

[Smook B]

I didn't have a problem with the basic retelling of the original story. The old Asian lady (Gozuki's mom) said that history repeats itself and that evil will keep coming back with different names, but it's the same evil. And why not try and build a bigger death star? What else is evil supposed to do?

Don't worry. The next film will be a retelling of The Empire Strikes Back and will be much darker.

Or they might build death star 4.

[Dresta]

I didn't have a problem with the basic retelling of the original story. The old Asian lady (Gozuki's mom) said that history repeats itself and that evil will keep coming back with different names, but it's the same evil. And why not try and build a bigger death star? What else is evil supposed to do?

Don't worry. The next film will be a retelling of The Empire Strikes Back and will be much darker.

I just thought they recycled the whole first film with a bit of diversity sprinkled into the mix (as well as a bunch of things that didn't make any sense, even in Star Wars world), and far more cheesiness. Twas like they didn't even try tbh. The writing was awful; you'd think they could've at least employed some decent writers, but i think Star Wars is just about selling toys and memorabilia these days, so whether it's good or not doesn't really matter to the people making it.

Only parts i liked was seeing Han go full circle back to his smuggling ways, which was well acted, as you could see the sense of defeat in his eyes - he was clearly a broken man, as one would expect. And the reunion between him and Leia was nice, and could have been moving if it wasn't surrounding by endless garbage; pity about the rest really, especially with the great new villain being a whiney emo who can barely fight a stormtrooper or a scavenger girl with next to no understanding of her powers.

We're supposed to believe this guy destroyed the next generation of Jedis, and yet couldn't take out a Stormtrooper and an untrained girl?

Absurd.

edit: odds of there being another death star in the next two episodes? 2/1?

[rufuspaul]

edit: odds of there being another death star in the next two episodes? 2/1?

The new death star will be in Episode IX, along with Ewok-like creatures.

[Dresta]

The new death star will be in Episode IX, along with Ewok-like creatures.

Will they save the day again? No doubt there'll be another trap along the way somewhere.

[CavaliersFTW]

In the next movie Episode 8 (Spoilers)

The First Order Strikes Back:

The Resistance base is attacked in full force by The First Order. Our main heros narrowly escape.

Rey is training under the wing of a wise old Jedi master. But hastily abandons the training to confront Kylo due to clouded visions of the future and pressure to rescue her friends.

An important Plot detail in regards to antagonist/protagonist relationship is revealed.

The Heroes all reach a collective low in their struggle against The First Order, Rey loses the fight - they all do, but escape with their lives (though one may be captured or debilitated in such a way as to segway to movie 9) to fight another day.

[Nick Young]

In the next movie Episode 8 (Spoilers)

The First Order Strikes Back:

The Resistance base is attacked in full force by The First Order. Our main heros narrowly escape.

Rey is training under the wing of a wise old Jedi master. But hastily abandons the training to confront Kylo due to clouded visions of the future and pressure to rescue her friends.

An important Plot detail in regards to antagonist/protagonist relationship is revealed.

The Heroes all reach a collective low in their struggle against The First Order, Rey loses the fight - they all do, but escape with their lives (though one may be captured or debilitated in such a way as to segway to movie 9) to fight another day.

Too obvious. It's a good thing people like you aren't writing these movies.

[Nick Young]

Will they save the day again? No doubt there'll be another trap along the way somewhere.

The ewoks didn't really save the day. They delayed the empire for a little bit but by the end of that battle the ewoks were getting slaughtered. They had their fun little traps and tricks that caught the empire by surprise but if the death star didn't blow up they would have wiped the ewoks and the rebels on Endor out.

[CavaliersFTW]

Too obvious. It's a good thing people like you aren't writing these movies.

[Nick Young]

Rey is going dark side.


Get ready.