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Old 08-30-2011, 04:56 PM   #1
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Default How to Identify a Kobe Fan

They may look something like this:


If they appear normal, just listen for these key phrases:
1. "5 RINGZ!"
2. "Clutch"
3. "Killer instinct"
4. "KOBE DA GOAT"
5. "81 points"
6. "Da Black Mamba"
7. "LeBrick"
8. "LeBron chokes, Kobe is clutchzzz!"
9. "LOL how can u be better without them ringz?"
10. "Stone-cold ice in his veins coldblooded assasin"
11. "U mad?"
12. "Haterz gonna hatez!"
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:01 PM   #2
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I don't look like that nor do I say any of those things
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:02 PM   #3
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How to identify someone who's clearly trying too hard.

Look no further than the phaggot OP.
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:51 PM   #4
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p.s. lechoke/lefraud...same smell.
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:53 PM   #5
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Default Re: How to Identify a Kobe Fan

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Originally Posted by RRR3
They may look something like this:


If they appear normal, just listen for these key phrases:
1. "5 RINGZ!"
2. "Clutch"
3. "Killer instinct"
4. "KOBE DA GOAT"
5. "81 points"
6. "Da Black Mamba"
7. "LeBrick"
8. "LeBron chokes, Kobe is clutchzzz!"
9. "LOL how can u be better without them ringz?"
10. "Stone-cold ice in his veins coldblooded assasin"
11. "U mad?"
12. "Haterz gonna hatez!"




or... somebody like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNBsg43cdTc

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Old 08-30-2011, 05:54 PM   #6
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I'm up in this bitch killing Lebron dickriders like RRR3 left and right.
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:56 PM   #7
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That pic always cracks me up.
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Old 08-30-2011, 05:59 PM   #8
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That pic always cracks me up.
I'm glad you like it, I "Lakerized" it.
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Old 08-30-2011, 06:07 PM   #9
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I'm glad you like it, I "Lakerized" it.

Not having your team in the playoffs gives you a lot of free time eh omnistrife?

How does it feel having your team fade into obscurity, and how does it feel knowing there's not a single thing you or your organization can do about it?

Here's to you generating many more anti-Laker pictures during the NBA Playoffs.
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Old 08-30-2011, 06:09 PM   #10
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I like how all my longcats got deleted because the OP got butt hurt and reported me.
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Old 08-30-2011, 06:18 PM   #11
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I like how all my longcats got deleted because the OP got butt hurt and reported me.

Dumb threads like this generate revenue.

Can you blame these money hungry fat cats?
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Old 08-30-2011, 06:20 PM   #12
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf974...yer_detailpage
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Old 08-30-2011, 06:23 PM   #13
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Not having your team in the playoffs gives you a lot of free time eh omnistrife?

How does it feel having your team fade into obscurity, and how does it feel knowing there's not a single thing you or your organization can do about it?

Here's to you generating many more anti-Laker pictures during the NBA Playoffs.
I'm not anti-Laker, I'm anti-Kobesexuals.
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Old 08-30-2011, 06:30 PM   #14
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Not having your team in the playoffs gives you a lot of free time eh omnistrife?

How does it feel having your team fade into obscurity, and how does it feel knowing there's not a single thing you or your organization can do about it?

Here's to you generating many more anti-Laker pictures during the NBA Playoffs.
Chill, dude. Omni is a nice guy and very self-depracating. Remember the "Feels bad, man" pic with the frog in the PHX jersey that he himself created & posted?
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Old 08-30-2011, 06:30 PM   #15
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seems like there's increasing hostility between 'haters' and 'stans'

cant we all just get along




well ****, that'll never happen, just ignore bitchmade kobe stans
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