Top 10 Ugliest Men in Sport (article)

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Five NBA players

[QUOTE]The Top Ten Ugliest Men is Sports
There are many candidates for this prestigious list, but just ten make the cut. Most are current, whilst a couple made their way back from retirement with their smashing looks.

For some it's a sign of endearment, and others a wakeup call to purchase a mirror.

1) Bryant 'Big Country' Reeves - This is the face of the Vancouver Grizzlies. (Whose idea was this? I hope he's unemployed.) The fate of Kevin Bookout's career was sealed when he was given the moniker 'Big Country v 2.0.' Today, rather than that ghastly Vancouver Grizzlies uniform, Big Country is most likely to be found wearing a mossy oak camouflage hat and jorts.

2) Mike Ricci - He'll always be loved in Denver, where he won The Cup with the Avalanche in 1996. But Lord have mercy, what happened to this guy? He actually looked worse when he cut the mane. One of the best stories I've ever come across was when Queen Elizabeth visited Canada in 2002 and dropped a ceremonial first puck with the team captains prior to a Canucks-Sharks game. Ricci, the acting Sharks captain, put in his teeth for the spectacle out of respect for Her Majesty. He might be ugly, but he is a good looking hockey player who knows how to honour royalty.

3) Franck Ribery - The dude's French, hideous, and a damn good footballer.

4) Chris Kaman - Since he cut his hair, Encino Man more closely resembles Neanderthal than Homo habilis, with the hope of one day catching up to the rest of mankind. By this time I

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Damn, dude looks like a pirate crossed with a drunken Brit!

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Radek Stepanek, Tennis player. AKA Gollum

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Now come on this list is not correct without Cameron Ling

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Wow... Noah definatly wins that most effeminate contest.

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Now come on this list is not correct without Cameron Ling

I'm a Cats fan, so I couldn't do that to Ling. But realisticly, the entire Geelong team could be added.

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Sam Cassell got robbed, he's far uglier than the people above him on the list. The only one who is even close is Frank Ribery who's in 3rd place.

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Since this is an NBA forum I have to add this one:

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Tyrone Hill



Popeye Jones

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cmon its not even a contest....DJ...although i think sheldon williams looks worse...

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Jesus christ....throwback to the prehistoric era.