Message Board Basketball Forum - InsideHoops

Go Back   Message Board Basketball Forum - InsideHoops > InsideHoops Main Basketball Forums > Off the Court Lounge

Off the Court Lounge Basketball fans talk about everything EXCEPT basketball here

Reply
 
Thread Tools
Old 12-05-2010, 10:39 AM   #1
L.Kizzle
ISH's Negro Historian
 
L.Kizzle's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Houston, TX -
Posts: 36,512
Default I think I'm goin' to Hell?

I went to the early morning worship service at church. Why does a lady with the fattest booty have to sit in front of me. It's too early for this, now I can't even concentrate on "the word" cause she is in the pew in front of me.


Oh man, and every time we had to stand up to sing or pray, I was doin' my hardest not too look down.


Help me please!
L.Kizzle is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2010, 10:51 AM   #2
Jailblazers7
will-to-bigness
 
Jailblazers7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 23,180
Default Re: I think I'm goin' to Hell?

God should be appreciative of the fact that a young man such as yourself got up for the early mass. By staring at her ass you were simply admiring God's work.
Jailblazers7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2010, 11:34 AM   #3
New York Knicks
Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2010
Posts: 3,528
Default Re: I think I'm goin' to Hell?

Lol. Manmade criteria for entry into 'heaven'. Religion...the greatest hoax of all time.
New York Knicks is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2010, 11:38 AM   #4
DeronMillsap
Banned
 
DeronMillsap's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Racist tranny lover
Posts: 5,359
Default Re: I think I'm goin' to Hell?

there is no hell, fool.
DeronMillsap is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2010, 11:53 AM   #5
DCL
NBA rookie of the year
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Posts: 6,318
Default Re: I think I'm goin' to Hell?

the priest was probably thinking the same thing when he was staring at your 8 year old brother.
DCL is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2010, 12:03 PM   #6
NoName22
Larry Holmes status ?
 
NoName22's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Nikka please
Posts: 1,785
Default Re: I think I'm goin' to Hell?

If I was on your Church, hoes be on my dick cause I look like Jesus.
NoName22 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2010, 12:07 PM   #7
alenleomessi
GloryhunterSinceThe90s
 
alenleomessi's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 17,584
Default Re: I think I'm goin' to Hell?

There is no hell, but you will get born again as a cow or a pig
alenleomessi is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2010, 12:23 PM   #8
beasly15
TEXANS
 
beasly15's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: houston
Posts: 2,975
Default Re: I think I'm goin' to Hell?

trust me, dawg. i'll be there before you..see ya at the top.
beasly15 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2010, 12:28 PM   #9
Jailblazers7
will-to-bigness
 
Jailblazers7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
Posts: 23,180
Default Re: I think I'm goin' to Hell?

I haven't been to church in years if that makes you feel better about your chances.
Jailblazers7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2010, 12:57 PM   #10
beasly15
TEXANS
 
beasly15's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: houston
Posts: 2,975
Default Re: I think I'm goin' to Hell?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jailblazers7
I haven't been to church in years if that makes you feel better about your chances.

i wouldn't say chances but some people have real faith. my cousin used to be mad raw and now he's cool so i can't say anything. for real, mad gangsta. i still wouldn't test him..
beasly15 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2010, 01:14 PM   #11
pete's montreux
Blu Ray™ Savant
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Posts: 29,187
Default Re: I think I'm goin' to Hell?

Quote:
Originally Posted by beasly15
i wouldn't say chances but some people have real faith. my cousin used to be mad raw and now he's cool so i can't say anything. for real, mad gangsta. i still wouldn't test him..

Guys like that would murder someone in cold blood then ask why God made him do it.
pete's montreux is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 12-05-2010, 01:21 PM   #12
PowerGlove
By Any Means
 
PowerGlove's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Atlanta/Toronto
Posts: 10,197
Default Re: I think I'm goin' to Hell?

PowerGlove is offline   Reply With Quote
This NBA Basketball News Website Sponsored by:
Reply


Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 05:45 AM.




NBA Basketball Forum Key Links:
InsideHoops Home
NBA Rumors
Basketball Blog
NBA Daily Recaps
NBA Videos
Fantasy Basketball
NBA Mock Draft
NBA Free Agents
All-Star Weekend
---
High School Basketball
Streetball
---
InsideHoops Twitter
Search Our Site













Powered by vBulletin Version 3.5.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. Terms of Use/Service | Privacy Policy